I know what you're thinking, Dear Reader. Sabs does nothing but complain about how busy she is all the time; how does she have time to take off an entire day to drive to Port Hope?
The answer is she doesn't and will be up all night paying for it, but it was worth it to attend the Port Hope Turkey Vulture Festival, which is an actual thing (slogan: Keep Calm and Carrion, and yes, I bought the t-shirt).
Listen, turkey vultures are tied with hummingbirds for my favourite bird. I mean I have many favourite birds but I like it when a thing is much smaller or much larger than it should be. Hummingbirds are much smaller than any living creature has any right to be, and turkey vultures are so large that they don't look like they should be able to fly. Plus both have personalities to burn.
Turkey vultures are not native to Ontario and they have only been here for about 15 years or so, drawn north by climate change. The first time I saw them, I had no idea what I was looking at. Just a ton of massive black birds circling above a local park, what the actual fuck, it was like the world was ending. I snapped the best picture I could manage and showed it to a bird aficionado and he told me what it was. Since then I have always enjoyed seeing them circling overhead but I have never seen one up close.
This is salmon run season. And I have also not ever seen a salmon up close. As you probably know, zero salmon survive the massive sex-crazed death swim, and so there are tons of gigantic dead fish around the rivers where they go to fuck and die. This draws the vultures, and in Port Hope, both draw the tourists. A woman named Caolaidhe Keelor decided to make this A Thing and thus the inaugural
Port Hope Turkey Vulture Festival was today.

This is the first time I've ever been close enough to one to see the head. Normally they just look like giant black shadows.
CN: There are fish remains in one of the photos + some people think vultures look gross. I think they are beautiful.
( this is edited; you should see how many photos I took )Not pictured: a double-amputee rescue turtle, a heron, and loads of tourists. I very much hope there is a turkey vulture festival next year.