For those who missed it...

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If you don't have time to watch Borat this weekend (and you should, especially for the Montana rodeo scene), watch this clip of Ralph Klein talking about Belinda Stronach at a banquet. It has much the same effect.

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That joke wasn't even funny when someone used it on me as a pick-up line when I was 15. Also, true colours and all that.