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sabotabby ([personal profile] sabotabby) wrote2008-06-10 02:50 pm

As if I'd be in a mall

You're at the mall when the zombies attack.

You get:

1. One weapon
2. One song blasting from the speakers
3. One famous person to fight beside you

Okay, okay. I claim:

1. An armed mecha panda.
2. "I Can't Decide," by the Scissor Sisters.
3. Up until last night I'd say John Nada, as portrayed by Roddy Piper in the 1988 classic They Live!, but after last night, I'm going to have to go with Dennis Kucinich. Because dude, how awesome was that guy?

[identity profile] joxn.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like an F-35B (the Joint Strike Fighter in its vertical takeoff and landing configuration). For ammo, I would like an unlimited supply of B-83 dialed up to 1.2 megatons.

For music ... hm. Moxy Früvous singing the beach-rock classic "Your New Boyfriend".

Fighting beside me I would have George W. Bush. I will elect to leave him in the mall to cover my escape.