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Look what [livejournal.com profile] cyborg_kitty100 bought me!



This is basically the most hilarious album ever. It's all about how fluoride in the water supply sex education is turning Our Children into communists, or communist-Nazis, or people who have trial marriages—anyway, it's G-R-E-A-T. The cover will be displayed prominently somewhere in our house to make visiting colleagues of mine raise eyebrows for years to come.

If that weren't already wonderful enough, she went and digitized the album, so you can hear it too! For a limited time only, so download it now. Trust me, you really want to hear this.

Date: 2009-06-30 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burkesworks.livejournal.com
Sex education never turned me into a communist, much less a nazi. ;)

Thank you so much! LOVE mad exploitation albums/movies.

Date: 2009-06-30 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writer-grrrrl.livejournal.com
I love that Cait found the thing online and ordered it because she knew it would be perfect for you. It's so funny, because when we first started dating, I was like, "you really need to meet my high school friend sabotabby." Really.

Date: 2009-06-30 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] culpster.livejournal.com
CARRADINE! I suppose he rails against alcohol abuse while he's at it. Truly, this man would do ANYTHING to finance his next drink.

Do they take out Bertrand Russell by name? I guess I'm about to find out...priceless.

Date: 2009-06-30 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lzz.livejournal.com
I was amazed when I discovered that people apparently genuinely believe that the communists are pushing drugs and gay sex to our children so that they can bring about a revolution while everyone is distracted by having orgies. I rather wish it were true. That would be the best ever method of revolution!

Can't wait to listen to the album!

Date: 2009-06-30 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marnanel.livejournal.com
They said the same about tetris.

Date: 2009-07-01 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lzz.livejournal.com
OMG YAY BRING ON THE GAY DRUG-FUELLED TETRIS REVOLUTION! Made my day, that has.

Date: 2009-06-30 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com
When I had Sex-Ed, I learned that: I was allowed to say No, I could get AIDS even if I'm not a gay man, I should love the anyone I sleep with, it's only sex if it's intercourse... everything else is foreplay and should be done because it's hard for girls to achieve orgasm.

I learned a lot in Sex-Ed. Unlearning was lots of fun!

"Accosted by a deviant!"
No! Not John and Yoko! Naked!

Date: 2009-06-30 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jvmatucha.livejournal.com
The scene on that ablum cover looks like it's straight out of an old John Waters movie!

Date: 2009-06-30 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com
I'm so happy I'm not the only one who thought this!

Date: 2009-06-30 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] human-loser.livejournal.com
You can always count on John Carradine to TELL IT LIKE IT IS!

Date: 2009-06-30 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] culpster.livejournal.com
He must have squeezed this project in between "Curse of the Jackals" and "Diabolical Pact"

Date: 2009-06-30 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] human-loser.livejournal.com
HOW LIMITED OF A TIME? Like if I come home tonight, will it be there?

Date: 2009-06-30 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] popelizbet.livejournal.com
The NARRATED BY JOHN CARRADINE part is possibly my favorite.

Date: 2009-06-30 04:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] flummoxicated.livejournal.com
The little girl looks like she is waiting for the pony she was promised if she posed for the picture. This is probably not what her mom had in mind when she signed her girl up for a modeling career.

Date: 2009-06-30 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maeve66.livejournal.com
A poster of three pregnant girls saying in unison, "Damn you, Charlie Brown!"

Oh, Anaheim, California, you hotbed of sexual perversion.

Elsewhere, apparently "...mere infants .... are provided with a plastic phallus in the classroom, upon which they are trained to fit a rubber contraceptive."

"In the city of Anaheim, the place where Disneyland is a symbol to the world of youthful innocence, all the children in the seventh through the twelfth grades learn to use the four letter word for sexual intercourse in the classroom, as freely as yesterday's children asked for a glass of water."

His theatrical accent makes this all SO MUCH BETTER than it already was.

Date: 2009-06-30 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] troubleinchina.livejournal.com
So, the dead seduce children into lives of crime and decadence? We should be fearing the zombie-pocalypse?

Date: 2009-06-30 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snarkitysnarks.livejournal.com
This is amazing. I love how when he talks about the dirty magazine articles he actually sighs exasperatedly.

can we use this please
I feel like this is a goldmine

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