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Via [livejournal.com profile] dmlaenker, we have an early contender for 2010's Worst Person On the Internet. This one's going to be hard to beat, folks. Every single sentence in that post is carefully crafted from pure, 100% American homegrown fail.

ETA: Bahleeted, but Google never forgets.
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Date: 2010-01-25 02:10 pm (UTC)
ext_28663: (eclipse)
From: [identity profile] bcholmes.livejournal.com
Are you on some special mailing list or something? 'Cause, jinkies, you find the weirdest/creepiest/failiest stuff on the intertubes.

Date: 2010-01-25 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pope-guilty.livejournal.com
The sheer terribleness of that post is proof that the universe is dark and uncaring.

Date: 2010-01-25 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dmlaenker.livejournal.com
IF IT ENRAGES U IT MUST BE TRU

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Date: 2010-01-25 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] symbioid.livejournal.com
Pfft, I went on a vision quest with my Tauren Shammy in wow, but it wasn't 40 days, maybe like 5 minutes, after turning into a spirit wolf and talking to the alchemist or whatever in the cave.

Umm... Ok, totally besides the point.

Date: 2010-01-25 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rbowspryte.livejournal.com
That's horrid! She seems so motivated by hate and her negative experiences and I don't think she understands people's bitterness towards her.

The gunpoint bit I wonder about, it would certainly explain her sense of righteousness in the matter. Her victimhood in such cases could help to fuel her sense of so much entitlement.

Date: 2010-01-25 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-terrible.livejournal.com
I doubt that anyone would care enough about her new age beliefs to undertake the time, effort and risk to hold her hostage.


If someone did actually do that, then they have a very poor sense of priorities.

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Date: 2010-01-25 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] symbioid.livejournal.com
Wow. That's, incredibly bad. Between the "I respect Indians" racism and the strange "I'd LOVE to die in my lodge!" Just. wow. How much more insensitive can you get (do I dare ask?)

Date: 2010-01-25 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athenaze.livejournal.com
I was being baffled and confused and thinking this lady wasn't so bad until I read the bit where she makes use of horrible stereotypes and says that Native Americans being oppressed happened in an alternate reality (way to be in denial bb because no matter how much I believe in alternate realities what she said was very evasive of placing blame).

Date: 2010-01-25 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] symbioid.livejournal.com
New Agers piss me off about as much as Christians. Maybe even more so.

Date: 2010-01-25 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xturtle.livejournal.com
... so Jesus was a slow learner, then?

Date: 2010-01-25 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kchew.livejournal.com
It hurts the eyes even if you scan over it and only read every third or fourth word.

Date: 2010-01-25 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hopita.livejournal.com
OMG CAPS LOCK!!!!!ONE!!!

Date: 2010-01-25 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ailleurs.livejournal.com
ENOUGH ALREADY!
EVOLVE TO A HIGHER LIFE FORM!


That's some call to arms she's got there.

Date: 2010-01-25 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shelestel.livejournal.com
TLDR: I am White™, I run a Native-stylized sweat lodge for White™ People and some Indians™ With No Life hate me for it. Indians™ With No Life should fuck off. Also, my lodge is the shiznit and that one where people died was bad.

Diagnosis: moderate fail on both sides.

P.S. You realize this is pure narcissism of small differences on your part, right?

Date: 2010-01-25 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pope-guilty.livejournal.com
What on earth is "pure narcissism of small differences"?

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Date: 2010-01-25 05:08 pm (UTC)
ext_6167: (eating white peepul)
From: [identity profile] delux-vivens.livejournal.com
That was... deeply special.

Would you like link credit on my post about it?
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Date: 2010-01-25 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lokilokust.livejournal.com
IT A MOVIE FOR CRY OUT LOUD

Date: 2010-01-25 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-terrible.livejournal.com
Cultural appropriation- check

Defense of cult leaders- check

Unwarranted self-importance- check

Self-victimization and improbable stories of being a victim- check

New Age blathering- check

Over use of exclamation points and caps cruise control to make up for the fact that you can't make a real coherent argument- CHECK!!!!!!


We could have a contender.

Date: 2010-01-25 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khalinche.livejournal.com
It just...it just gets worse and worse as it goes along. I sort of want to shield my eyes and crawl underneath my desk and cry for a while, but I also want to burst into gales of hysterical laughter. But there is a special prize for this:

Let's set the record straight here, folks! I AM THE NATIVE AMERICAN SOUL YOU KILLED IN A PAST LIFE WHEN YOU WERE WHITE AND STOLE MY LAND! Now, YOU are the Native American and I am the token-white-target, who YOU condemn and blame for YOUR PEOPLE'S current problems that YOU created in a past life?! WTF?! This is called KARMA folks! Deal with it! (*If this statement pisses you off, then there must be some truth to it, eh?)

Just...oof.

Date: 2010-01-25 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] northbard.livejournal.com
Must have missed it. Where's the part where the vampires an the werewolves fight?

Date: 2010-01-25 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faithhopetricks.livejournal.com
long before Native Americans were ever discovered, the Romans and many other cultures around the world, were enjoying the powerful cleansing and healing effects of sweatlodges! Additionally, Jesus was the ONLY spiritual teacher EVER reported to have conducted a 40 DAY Vision Quest

This is A JOKE, right?

Date: 2010-01-25 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hopita.livejournal.com
P.S.

The folks at sf_drama are having more than just a little bit of fun with this one.

Date: 2010-01-25 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laughingimp.livejournal.com
It's a pretty common thing for Pagans to start out as an obnoxious, antagonistic, attention-whore teenagers, quick to anger, quick to use New Age blather to justify all sorts of unsupportable arguments, and quick to equate ridicule--or entirely reasonable dissection of their arguments--with the Inquisition. (And let's not get into the history of the real Inquisition. That doesn't play into the mindset at all.)

But, y'know...even people who believe in past lives or astral travel or faeries or indigo children are supposed to grow up and stop being obnoxious, y'know? (I identify as a Pagan, though not a Native American spiritualist, and it makes me cringe to read your link.)

I'm prepared to believe at least some of her claims that she was threatened, because that's sadly common. I've been threatened, too. But after reading the whole tirade--and it pains me to say this--even I have to wonder how much is legitimate threats and how much is perceived oppression (which an outside observer would perceive as responding reasonably to a belligerent crazy person.)

Date: 2010-01-25 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] culpster.livejournal.com
My medicine cards tell me to avoid this woman

Date: 2010-01-25 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamie-miller.livejournal.com
"(Imagine my surprise when I arrived in this body, looked in the mirror and discovered I was a white chick!)"

WHAT THE FUCK, YOU WERE AN ANNOYING NEW AGE ASSHOLE WHEN YOU WERE AN INFANT??!!!

Date: 2010-01-26 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyborg-kitty100.livejournal.com
That's about where I had to stop.

Date: 2010-01-26 02:46 am (UTC)
ironed_orchid: (huh)
From: [personal profile] ironed_orchid
Crazy lady. Crazy appropriative woo woo lady.

Date: 2010-01-26 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] troubleinchina.livejournal.com
Wait, so this wasn't just some troll being trolly?

Oh lord.
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