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Noooooo!
Oh coffeemaker.
This was not the morning I needed you to fail.
Well, I don't ever need you to fail. But I was already having a deeply shitty morning.
Does anyone know what can make a coffeemaker fail in such a way that it produces a very small volume of coffee, a terrible stench, and a coffee-like substance that, when ingested, makes you vomit? (I was desperate, okay?)
This was not the morning I needed you to fail.
Well, I don't ever need you to fail. But I was already having a deeply shitty morning.
Does anyone know what can make a coffeemaker fail in such a way that it produces a very small volume of coffee, a terrible stench, and a coffee-like substance that, when ingested, makes you vomit? (I was desperate, okay?)
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