On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being "can't fault you there, sabotabby" and 10 being "and you call yourself a role model?! Get me to my fainting couch while I clutch my pearls," exactly how bad is it that I find this all grimly hilarious?
1, definitely.
Although I feel compelled to add that I initially misread the word "pearls" in there, possibly due to spending a lot of time around an almost-4-year-old boy who thinks it's hilarious to run around clutching something he has which is not pearls but begins and ends with some of the same letters. It did make for a much funnier visual that way, but sadly would make option 10 only available to 50% of the population.
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1, definitely.
Although I feel compelled to add that I initially misread the word "pearls" in there, possibly due to spending a lot of time around an almost-4-year-old boy who thinks it's hilarious to run around clutching something he has which is not pearls but begins and ends with some of the same letters. It did make for a much funnier visual that way, but sadly would make option 10 only available to 50% of the population.