I do not now, nor have I ever hate space whales in general, as a group or otherwise in any way which might suggest my dislike of a particular, and particularly implausible space whale, is in any way a matter of bigotry. Indeed, my dislike of that particular space whale is entirely logical and based firmly on a trifecta of my own, precious bodily fluids, local strawberries and extra-strength beer, combined in a glass beaker in the light of a 14th day moon.

Ahem.