Talkin' 'bout my generation

[sabotabby]

Don't tell me I'm not X. I'm on the borderline between X and Y, but my mindset is pure X.

This rant is why.

Generation X is beyond all that bullshit now. It quit smoking and doing coke a long time ago. It has blood pressure issues and is heavier than it would like to be. It might still take some ecstasy, if it knew where to get some. But probably not. Generation X has to be up really early tomorrow morning.

Generation X is tired.

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Generation X is used to disappointments. Generation X knows you didn’t even read the whole thing. It doesn’t want or expect your reblogs; it picked the wrong platform.

Generation X should have posted this to LiveJournal.

So I'm reblogging it on my LiveJournal. Hat tip to symbioid.

Comments

[sabotabby]

Here. Apologies if there are any repeats; I have multiple versions of many of the songs, so I don't know from the titles which are which.

[dobrovolets.livejournal.com]

You ellipsed the part that hits me square in the gut: "It’s a parent now, and there’s always so damn much to do. Generation X wishes it had better health insurance and a deeper savings account."

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

I posted this on Facebook. Here was my take:

The thing is that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are Gen Xers, so I think we are well represented.

Also, we cannot bitch about being culturally eclipsed by the Baby Boomers anymore because that moment is over. Yes, I got sick of golden oldies in the late 80s and early 90s when I worked at Pier 1. But now, when I walk into stores, I hear Simple Minds and Tears for Fears. We are now retro and overexposed.

This article worked because it re-exposed the fact that the economy has sucked for quite some time. The Clinton years, like the Reagan years, were not great for everyone.

By way of comparison, the Great Depression did not start with the stock market crash in October of 1929. It began when investors took their money out of manufacturing and put it in the stock market in 1925. Factories closed because the early 20s revolution in consumer goods required a much larger middle class to keep going. With the market for consumer appliances like dishwashers quickly saturated, investment went into the "Anything Goes" stock market. For factory hands, the Great Depression had already begun.

Now ask yourself if that sounds familiar in any way.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

This guy really hates Millennials.

Of course, as you know from my book, I think most generational generalizations are crap. Every generation has its reactionary frat boys, it's jocks, whatever. The categories we learned in high school are far more valid. The differences within generations are more profound than the ones between them.

[sabotabby]

It's weird how little the categories we learned in high school matter to today's kids, mind you. I see jocks who are into anime. It's one improvement I see in this generation compared to ours.

[sabotabby]

I'm not a parent. But I imagine that would resonate with me if I were.

[xturtle.livejournal.com]

I totally love that rant. And I think it resonates with me especially because I'm on the tail end of gen X. By the time I was old enough to notice, the media had already pegged me as a burnout loser and started focusing on the "class of 2000." You know, those kids three years younger who were somehow, inexplicably, less akin to me than most of the teachers who were fifteen years older.

It's not that I dislike Millenials. I just resent the hell out of their failure to save the world after all the crap I put up with.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I see them as part of wider societal changes that happens on many generational levels at once. Although, I like to hope that with the "It Gets Better" effort and the gay rights movement, cruelty and bullying may make some small, lasting overall drop for everyone. My teen years was like Heathers on a good day.

[mistersmearcase.livejournal.com]

I am solidly X and have always felt like it.

[mistersmearcase.livejournal.com]

I even have a weird loyalty to Douglas Coupland and have read a number of his books past Microserfs which I suspect was the last good one. I wish he'd come out earlier. Because 1) it would have meant a lot to me, which is not a reason for anyone to come out, but also 2) it would have meant a lot to some people who didn't have it as easy as me, gaywise.

I may read a little Generation X before bed. I haven't in years.

[(Anonymous)]

I find that once someone's a parent, they think that's the resonant part of any conversation.

[nichtsda.livejournal.com]

This essay would resonate with me more if presented in a distressed typewriter font with some ironically appropriated 50s clip art!

I sometimes find the emphasis on Kurt Cobain a little myopic since, honestly, more of my peers listened to Madonna than Nirvana. Listening to indie rock wasn't a rejection, that I could recall, of my parents and authority figures, but of my Color Me Badd loving classmates.

I don't personally have any beefs with the Millennials -- I work with three and they're all smart, talented and generally optimistic people. They don't speak in lolcat or mystify me with their fast adoption of technology. (I should say I think it's unfair to suggest Gen Xers aren't technology adopters like Millennials, since we were often accused of being too technophilic in the 90s. Oh no, we like computers and video games and the internet. WHERE IS THE HUMAN TOUCH? To recast Xers as the clueless parents who can't make the VCR stop blinking 12:00 is lazy and inaccurate.)

Boomers, though... sheesh. They weren't necessarily parents to Xers (even if they technically were) so much as cruel older brothers. When they weren't stomping around yelling about how great they are, they'd be slapping you in the face with your own hand and demanding you stop hitting yourself. Then they'd take your lunch money, use it to buy Twinkies, tell you they're going to share it, then shout "Psyche!" and force you to watch them eat both cakes.

I know I rant about them all the time, but they really need to... gah. I mean, look at Forrest Gump. That movie speaks the Boomer mythos louder than anything else I've ever seen: We changed the world just by EXISTING, man! Didn't fight? Didn't march? Didn't speak up? Didn't so much as think a progressive thought? Bravo anyway, Boomers.

The generation before them (and the one before that) did a pretty good job of fucking things up, too, though, so I shouldn't forget that. But they weren't trying to make you think they were cleaning up the world while taking a massive dump on it. They were just ignorant assholes.

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

You have just secured all of my internet love for the rest of the week.

[terry-terrible.livejournal.com]

I'm on the Gen X and Y divide too, I can identify with both, but I mostly identify with X more than not. But yeah, this sounds like a classic "I'm jaded, self-righteous and oh yeah been there done that" rant that boomers are famous for. Disappointing because Xers are sounding more like boomers more and more.

[terry-terrible.livejournal.com]

This is one thing I've heard more and more of, that groups that wouldn't be caught dead associating with during my High School Days of Olde (aka 12 years ago) intermix and that those categories don't matter anymore.

And I will be continually mystified by the juggalo phenomenon.

[misfratz.livejournal.com]

Going to join the critics, sorry. I think the whole 'generational' thing is not only false but classist. I was born in 1978, so I do vaguely remember some of the cultural references, though Nirvana were already old when you and I were teenagers, surely? But then, I didn't finish school until 1997, so I don't identify with the 'graduated university in the 90s when there were no jobs' thing- though there were few jobs, there were some, just shit ones and nothing permanent, and that's still the case now except for the privilieged few (guy I am 'seeing' is 8 years older, he's still on temporary contracts and looking for new jobs every 6 months or so at nearly 40, so actually that's true for genX classic definition too- they're not all now in work permanently, though I suppose America/Canada might be different in that respect). There hasn't really been a period of full employment in the UK since the 70s anyway, and since the 80s when thatcher fucked everything over, there have been no permanent jobs. So of course that's not new, but I don't think 20-year-olds are saying it is, they're just saying 'how fucking dare you call us slackers for not getting jobs when THERE AREN'T ANY?' Which is what my 'generation' should have been doing too, instead of being ok with it. Anyway, also the thing about GenX now having kids: well, if I am genX, I am young genX, and I've had a kid for 10 years now. So, this is the classist bit: poor people/working class people/underclass people have children in their late teens or early 20s. This is rational based on differential life expectancy and the increased health problems imposed on poor people by inequality, however much 'the state' might try to make out that it's a 'lifestyle choice'. So really, I can't identify with genX people who are just now having babies and going 'oh actually this is quite hard work' when I was doing that at 22 and they were all glowering at me because my toddler interrupted their listening to their ipod on the bus, or whatever. We didn't own a house then, either, and most poor people don't own houses or have secure jobs when they have kids. I really wish people who do this generational stuff, even though it's inevitably going to be cliched wank, would realise that actually not everyone lives the perfect linear school->university->job->marriage->mortgage->kids->retirement pattern of the upper middle classes. But mainly I'm just like 'eh' because how am I supposed to identify with any of this shit when none of it is about my life at all.

[sabotabby]

For the week?

Wait until you hear it. :)

[sabotabby]

I secretly believe Life After God is the best one. Exactly zero people agree with me.

[sabotabby]

I don't even resent them. It's entirely the media and sociological framing that I resent.

[sabotabby]

I resent Boomers as a group, though not individually. I mean, shit-tons of my friends are Boomers. (Shit-tons of my friends are Millennials, too, and I don't see a vast generational gap. I do with my kids, but I probably won't in a few years.)

What bothers me is being labelled the Generation of Suck With Nothing to Offer, and you are 100% right about the distressed type.

[sabotabby]

Of course. We're getting old. I think the author's tongue is firmly planted in his cheek, however.

[sabotabby]

Well, any sort of broad generational sweeps are going to be classist (and racist and biased based on geography) because of the WEIRD factor.

Most folks I know my age are still not in permanent permanent jobs. Like the job that my mom has, and everyone of her generation expected and mostly got, and the job that I have. Even the people I know who get paid well are in contracts for one year or two years.

[nichtsda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I should have said my resentment for Boomers is collective/cultural.

I never liked these messages:

"Protestsing? What are you protesting? Your protests are hollow. We already FIXED everything, kids. Gee, you're so politically apathetic!"

"Looking for a job? Ha ha, good luck, we have all the good ones, and we're NEVER going to retire! Just to make it more interesting, we voted for Reagan and supported his cuts to higher education grants. Gee, you're a bunch of unambitious slackers. What gives?"

"Ha ha, no sexual revolution for you, unless you use a condom! Man, all that 'free love' was so great! Too bad you missed out, and you're all depressed and anxious and kinky freaks, to boot. Oh, can you tell the Millennials to abstain? We insist upon it."

"I feel sorry for you latchkey kids. You are deprived. My mother was always at home, and she baked us cookies every day! It was a wonderful childhood. Welp, gotta go to my high-paying job! I'll be home in about 70 hours."

[(Anonymous)]

I find it's a case of parenting.

If your parents told you get to get outside and play dammit, you're Gen X.
If your parents told you outside was a scary place and OMG YOU MUST STAY INDOORS UNLESS SUPERVISED, you're Gen Y/Millenials whatever you call the next generation.**

** this definitions doesn't work if you actually lived somewhere unsafe but suburbia rarely is

Some people in the 79-83 are Gen X by that definition. Some are the next generation.

[caudelac.livejournal.com]

me too.