Certain doctors and certain scientists

[sabotabby]

Via fengi"

I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists that have done research on women’s wombs after they’ve gone through the surgery, and they’ve compared the wombs of women who were on the birth control pill to those who were not on the birth control pill. And they have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb. They’re just like dead babies. They’re on the inside of the womb. And these wombs of women who have been on the birth control pill effectively have become graveyards for lots and lots of little babies.

-Kevin Swanson, host of "the world’s largest homeschooling and Biblical worldview radio program". Source

In case you need a visual, here is a needlessly morbid self-portrait drawn after six years or so of being on the birth control pill:

Comments

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE MOST METAL THING I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY.

[sabotabby]

I know, right? I think that being a fetal graveyard is a bonus to taking the birth control pill, not a drawback.

[fluffworld.livejournal.com]

I was feeling depressed with a side-order of rage, but this comment has cheered me the hell up.

[marlowe1.livejournal.com]

Because I didn't already have that image in my head.

Although now one starts thinking that all of these women with dead babies in their wombs will have zombie dead babies whose dead baby arms will constantly be pulling at anyone they have sex with.

Ok, so I went from being disgusted at an image to adding to it and making it that much more awful.

[sabotabby]

The only thing more awesome than a womb full of dead babies is a womb full of zombie babies.

[the_axel]

I love you and want to jangle your baby corpses!

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

TOO MUCH METAL FOR JUST ONE UTERUS HAND.

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

I feel so left out! I can't be a foetus graveyard, because I can't use hormonal birth control without getting blood clots. *sadface*

[sabotabby]

You're missing out. You're missing out on tiny little ghost zygotes crying out, as if with one voice, "WHY MOMMY? WHY DID YOU MURDER ME?"

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

I has a sad. If I could be part of this glorious Womb Tomb Club, I would train them to sing in chorus. Possibly... We Are The World?

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

I´m in on this one. We could have Micheal Jackson back for it, couldn´t we? Not only is he dead, he also loved kids. I thought I was into metal and now this.

[sabotabby]

WOMB TOMB!

Just.

That is all.

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

fetus in fetu x 1,000,000

[sabotabby]

My dead babies are also pregnant with dead babies?

[elsewhereangel.livejournal.com]

I know it's so ridiculous that it should be laughable but, instead, rage.

[sabotabby]

Rage works as well.

[treehavn.livejournal.com]

That's (almost) too batfuck to be properly angry. At least I'll never be alone, now I know I'm carry my 17-years-worth of dead baby fetuses (feti?) around with me. It's a wonder I'll ever get laid again; I'm picturing my vage as the death cave from Poltergeist 2 now...

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

Oh, that explains why I can't get laid…

[sabotabby]

I'm picturing my vage as the death cave from Poltergeist 2 now...

And now so is everyone else. :)

[lienne.livejournal.com]

i love you so much

[sabotabby]

I am adorably murderous.

[lienne.livejournal.com]

you are the absolute fucking best and i love you

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

So, "This is your uterus on drugs."

[sabotabby]

Yes. Only pinker. Because lady bits.

[metalana.livejournal.com]

Well I'm curious if it is true. Because I wouldn't want to be filled with zygotes, regardless of being pro-choice. (I have never been on an estrogen pill.)

[sabotabby]

It's not true. The pill prevents implantation.

[kryss-labryn.livejournal.com]

Also the entire point of having an abortion is to remove the fetus. Which they do. With a spinny vacuum thing.

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

A woman SHEDS her uterine lining every month. AKA a period. (this is the "inside of the womb" in which an embryo would embed itself.) There is no way little dead embryos would be able to stick around, even if the pill did stop implantation.

In fact, if an embryo dies after implantation, that is a miscarriage, in which the woman's uterine lining sheds, taking the dead embryo with it. Bio 101.

[mendaciloquent.livejournal.com]

God damn. Makes me wish I had a womb.

Here's my serious, scientific question: do the little dead-baby-skulls rattle around when you walk, or better yet, during intercourse? Because I don't think there'd be anything more badass/erotic than hearing little miniature baby skeletons clattering around while doin' it.

[sabotabby]

I am wondering that too. I mean, I haven't noticed that I come with my own soundtrack, but it seems like if you are going to have little dead baby skulls inside you, they ought to jangle.

[fengi.livejournal.com]

For some reason this makes me think of Emmanuelle Caplette:

[sabotabby]

Yes that is exactly the sound my uterus makes. Now you know.

[ironed_orchid]

I think baby skulls are still kinda squishy like jelly at the stage at which we all killing them. It would sound more like bubble tea sloshing around in there.

[sabotabby]

Ugh. I hate bubble tea and tapioca and all similar things.

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck that is crazy. And the drawing is awesome.

Also, have I ever shared with you the Manga "Fetus Collection"?

All sorts of abortiony awesomeness!

[sabotabby]

I have not heard of such a thing! I'll have to check it out.

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

I was just gonna say that I wish there were a guro hentai manga of the ~fetus graveyard~, and I still want that, but that manga was gr8 too.

[ironed_orchid]

As another serial babykiller, I salute you!

Also, Mr. Homeschooling needs a biology lesson. Except that biologists tend to accept the theory of evolution so they are probably just as evil as babykilling contraceptive using womens.

[sabotabby]

Worse! Women would never make the choice to be anything other than baby-popping-out machines were it not for evil scientists.

[monster-grrrl.livejournal.com]

So are the dead fetuses from when I was on the pill still in there, or did they eventually get sloughed out with my uterine lining when I went off the murder pill?

[kryss-labryn.livejournal.com]

Still trying to figure out how the uterine lining sloughs off each month without taking tiny dead fetuses with it. This is so--the stupid, it burns. Why are these people not mocked mercilessly until they're embarrassed to show their faces in public? Because that seems the only rational reaction to me.

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

uterine lining? what is this weird science thing you are referencing?? out ye devil

[sabotabby]

Yes. Because uterine lining is a feminazi myth. They will haunt you forever.

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

Love the picture.

I'm on the "That's too crazy to make me angry" side. The sad thing is I have a feeling like this guy knows he's lying but is just trying to scare people, and that makes me more depressed than if he actually believed he was batshit.

[kryss-labryn.livejournal.com]

The part that depresses me the most is that you know there are a buttload of morons who will hear this and completely believe it. *Facepalm*

[sabotabby]

Yeah, I don't think people who say things like this and the "legitimate rape" comment actually believe it. It's malice, not incompetence.

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

wow.

people listen to this guy.

[sabotabby]

Apparently. Nothing surprises me anymore.

[pofflewomp.livejournal.com]

I didn't know people that thick existed! Fascinating but scary.

[sabotabby]

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

[angiereedgarner.livejournal.com]

More needlessly morbid self portraits please! :D

I also like the visual chosen by democratic underground--

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022358273

[sabotabby]

Well played!

[princealberic.livejournal.com]

lol I went a-lurking through the "art" tag after your most recent post and I just died a little bit. Are there actually people who believe tiny fetuses become embedded in your uterus? What's the logic behind that? How would people make space inside them after years and years of being on the pill? How would a fetus actually form to begin with? SO CONFUSING.

And is it wrong I think that's kind of an adorable visual, idk. You could hold parties with the magical tiny fetuses!

[sabotabby]

I don't understand, but I kindasorta want it to be true.

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOd, I should have friended you months and months ago.

(I went looking for your hair, which is awesome, and ended up reading this and cackling.)

[sabotabby]

Haha, thanks.