He wouldn't have to deal with it because a) he'd have taken down Ford over the bird-flipping incident or the Nazi photo and b) he'd obviously have known about the crack habit already, having had someone go through the Honourable Wife-Beater's bins. Also we'd have an NDP government at every level but it would be a shite NDP government that did nothing useful. I think that's going to happen anyway, the way things are headed.

Cracktastic potential is absolutely the right term on a number of levels.