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sabotabby ([personal profile] sabotabby) wrote2013-11-18 08:16 pm

Gravydämmerung: Drinking game edition

[livejournal.com profile] rohmie: Has someone devised a drinking game for this yet?

[livejournal.com profile] sabotabby: You know, I'm not sure. Someone should, but it's so hard to predict what will happen next!

[livejournal.com profile] rohmie: "Sip when the Mayor commits a misdemeanor. Empty when it is a felony."

"Two sips for a Daily Show mention."

[livejournal.com profile] sabotabby: Every time he swears.

Public drunkenness.

New video revelation.

Something gets uncensored from the police report.

[livejournal.com profile] rohmie: Imbibe twice as much if the event is violent. Hence video revelation of death threat counts double.

Also imbibe twice as much if the embarrassment is committed in city council or in front of city hall.

So, tackling that councilwoman basically means emptying the bottle.

[livejournal.com profile] sabotabby: In fairness, I was going to do that anyway.

Okay, you know what to do, folks. Suggestions in the comments, drink 'em if you got 'em.

[identity profile] 90pointmetaphor.livejournal.com 2013-11-19 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
When a new scandal surfaces, get into a drunken stupor.