You are an awesome person. I would probably have taken the other job, because convenience is good and so is more money. I'm a terrible person.

(OMG. See, you even have connections! That is clearly the ideal career for you. Think of all the costumes! All the attractive people you can meet! WHAT AN EXCELLENT IDEA.)

EDIT: That icon makes me want to laugh every time I see it and you keep using that icon in your replies to me today and I'm really amused by this.