I tried telling Adam about this bullshit yesterday, but he failed to see the humor. In fact, I think he even got a little annoyed with me. Then he started on the "What's so wrong with gentrification, anyway?", and I just decided to stop the conversation right there. Still, I managed to work in the "...I could've snorted $100,000 worth of cocaine" thing instead, and he thought that that was kind of funny.

I married a Libertarian, by the way. I'm a Democratic Socialist. We don't see eye-to-eye on a lot of things because we're on opposite sides of the spectrum.