let's see...a week ago a friend of mine called me drunkenly to ask about the grammatical propriety of a roadside sign reading "jesus is risen" and i launched into an equally drunken semantic deconstruction of said phrase depending on the theological intentions behind it, so i think i'm ok on that front...my noam chomsky and michael moore books are staring at me right now, so if i ever read them i'll be fine...and i have lots of books with pictures of food in them! omg, i'm already teh brilliant!!1!!ONE!!