If the poor soul who doubted the brave scientists for telling us this week monkeys are more evolved than humans, then I present with you with the reason. It's her--Margaret Wente is holding us back! To the scientists: please strike her out of our column. It's clearly not a fair study if you compare her with a smart, articulate and educated tree dweller like Dr. Zaius. I think I've made my case.

Good post by the way. Bonus points for the grammar gassification of said ass and gratuitous copyright sign. Ping!