First is my fault. I misread your statement as "when I read this." Seeing as "this" just happens to be a wordy memorandum from Bush, it led me on an amusing stroll in which I saw you sipping fine wine and reading "this" document, and you were having a change of heart about Bush. Then, you started typing a post admitting a secret infatuation with George W. Bush, and this led to a riot, yada yada yada, and somehow you ended up rescuing him from an angry mob in your hover car. Of course, all this didn't make sense about an almost mustache-twirlingly evil man, but who am I to argue with imagination?
Second count is your fault. This post comes just in time. As it so happens, I was picturing Bush almost exactly in this way. He nuked Iran before lunch, post-lunch he suspended habeas corpus, and by dinner he was having a stagasaurus burger with Barney and--for some reason I cannot fathom--he was shouting yaba daba doo and wielding a dinosaur bone like a club in defense of an injured T-Rex, who was being viciously attacked by Adam and Eve.
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First is my fault. I misread your statement as "when I read this." Seeing as "this" just happens to be a wordy memorandum from Bush, it led me on an amusing stroll in which I saw you sipping fine wine and reading "this" document, and you were having a change of heart about Bush. Then, you started typing a post admitting a secret infatuation with George W. Bush, and this led to a riot, yada yada yada, and somehow you ended up rescuing him from an angry mob in your hover car. Of course, all this didn't make sense about an almost mustache-twirlingly evil man, but who am I to argue with imagination?
Second count is your fault. This post comes just in time. As it so happens, I was picturing Bush almost exactly in this way. He nuked Iran before lunch, post-lunch he suspended habeas corpus, and by dinner he was having a stagasaurus burger with Barney and--for some reason I cannot fathom--he was shouting yaba daba doo and wielding a dinosaur bone like a club in defense of an injured T-Rex, who was being viciously attacked by Adam and Eve.
Funny thing that imagination...