I don't get why anyone would want one in the first place. If I were getting some kind of 'smart phone,' I'd get one that's, well, smart. Functional, you know. Not an iPhone.

also, check out this lulz:

"Apple also has Al Gore, author of “The Assault on Reason,” on its board of directors. Everything the company does is subject to reinterpretation based upon the reasonable, critical examination of new data."