Somehow the original post made me think of an anaconda (... and then squeeze, slowly and gently ...). Considering the turn the conversation took, I probably shouldn't say any more along those lines...

I never quite understood that there was a conflict among non-automated auto-sex, machine assisted sex, and sex with someone else. Sort of the same thing as mashed potatoes vs. ice cream. I probably ought to try ice cream on the mashed potatoes some time, though.