As if I'd be in a mall

[sabotabby]

You're at the mall when the zombies attack.

You get:

1. One weapon
2. One song blasting from the speakers
3. One famous person to fight beside you

Okay, okay. I claim:

1. An armed mecha panda.
2. "I Can't Decide," by the Scissor Sisters.
3. Up until last night I'd say John Nada, as portrayed by Roddy Piper in the 1988 classic They Live!, but after last night, I'm going to have to go with Dennis Kucinich. Because dude, how awesome was that guy?

Comments

[glamaph0ne.livejournal.com]

1. Bleach + ammonia from the supermarket section. Basically I'd empty one big (closed) container from the kicthens or from a home/garden store. Then I'd fill it with bleach, and quickly I'd throw ammonia in there. Then I'd get something to protect my face with (gas mask?) and use a hose to shoot it at the zombies.

2. "Cumin' Atcha Live" by Tesla

3. David Bowie. Because damn, if we lost, he'd be all "E., in this moment where we're the last survivors of the zombie apocalypse... *kiss*". Or Chuck Norris so I would win.

If we can pick dead people, then Oscar Wilde (wit > zombies) or Byron (for the same reason as Bowie). Or simply Marc Bolan because he'd be fun to hang out with.

[thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com]

But zombies don't breath so chlorine gas wouldn't effect them :/\

David Bowie would be a pretty awesome partner. He would look fucking fabulous even while getting his face bitten off. If he came back as a zombie he'd probably the world's hottest zombie.