The patriarchy hurts men too, and capitalism screws everyone

[sabotabby]

Why is men's hair dye way more expensive than women's? That makes no sense whatsoever. If anything, you'd think it would be cheaper.

P.S. I am awesome at dyeing hair.

Comments

Re: The patriarchy hurts men too.

[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

Do you recruit? Cuz, I can send some good menz your way if you can turn them into your worthy cause.

Re: The patriarchy hurts men too.

[mcpreacher.livejournal.com]

i prefer to work in subtle ways, using comments and leading comparisons to gradually undermine their raw masculinity until they start volunteering to watch pixar movies with their girlfriends

i'm thinking of writing a book called The Definitive Homosexual Agenda just so everyone can stop bitching about it and society will kinda be on the same page

Re: The patriarchy hurts men too.

[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

I'm assured that the homosexual agenda is to RUIN MY MARRIAGE! *woe*

Will you be doing that soon? Cuz, we're going out for drinks and it would be nice if we had separate tabs for once. ;)

Re: The patriarchy hurts men too.

[mcpreacher.livejournal.com]

basically if i do something with a boy that you do with your spouse it ruins it for you, i can't really get married to a boy yet and it'd be kind of dick to do that since it's right before my girlfriend's birthday but i could probably find some way to cheapen foreplay for you and perhaps the separate drink tabs will follow from the resentment of a sub-par sexual experience

Re: The patriarchy hurts men too.

[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

I <3 you. I <3 you so much. <3 <3 <3