"When I first met you, there was no one else like you. You were smart and stylish and exciting, and I met tons of cool people because of you. It was so good for so long, but then you completely changed. Love turned to hate, you stole my VCR, I locked a haddock in your security deposit box, and we ended up hiring lawyers to say terrible things about each other. I'm still so bitter about the whole thing that I leave the room if I ever hear your name."
Re: Well, Hell ...
QUOTED FOR TRUTH.