On behalf of assholes everywhere, I'd like to point out that for you to ignore MY sheer hair-pulling frustration in the seemingly interminable and seemingly unsolvable conflicts in the Middle East (and elsewhere) demonstrates precisely the same sort of assholic impatience on your part, with respect to me. The attitudes on display here are holier-than-thou, smarter-than-thou, and truly distasteful. Tell me: have YOU cracked the cognitive puzzle that is the Israel-Palestine conflict?

But never mind me, I'm only interested in saying freakin' insulting things.