I used to play a drinking game with my friends called It Stands to Reason, wherein a QUESTION was put forth, and one of us would stand to reason it out. The point was to come up with a reasonable line of bullshit such as is so beautifuly exemplified above quickly. Good lines were rewarded with a drink and "indeed my good sir indeed!" and cruddy ones were rewarded with scorn and mutters of "never heard such specious codswaddle in all my years!"