1. How would you suggest I cook Care Bear meat, assuming it was actually meat and not stuffing?
2. What is your opinion on Kantian Nihilism?
3. What is your favourite drink?
4. Is Strauss hilarious, terrifying, or a combination of both?
5. How come when I look at your profile, you appear to be the only one on LJ with "champagne leninism" as an interest, and can this be remedied through better propaganda?