Wearing my Hunter S Thompson t-shirt I hold my Eugene Debs doll in my left handle and my cat Bashir in my right hand. Walking three times around previously installed Johnny Cash statuette, (comemorative Johnny Cash whiskey bottle,) bow to the east, bow towards Toronto, put my left foot in, put my left foot out, hop up and down threee times and then sing Motorhead's Eat the Rich in Klingon.