Your arcane rituals, show me them

[sabotabby]

Stolen from caudelac in a poker game with the Devil:

If I were a summonable monster, how would you summon me? (Include items to lure monster-me and method for said fell ritual.)

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Plate of cookies, and I hold up a red card and solemnly intone: "The working class and the employing class..."