Your arcane rituals, show me them

[sabotabby]

Stolen from caudelac in a poker game with the Devil:

If I were a summonable monster, how would you summon me? (Include items to lure monster-me and method for said fell ritual.)

Comments

[cannibal-x.livejournal.com]

Nice..yours is the best!

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I feel that summoning sabotabby would involve a complex jew-demon-in-human-form evoking regimen!