"Find an old -- preferrably cracky and in Russian -- propaganda poster. Light six candles on each side. Use blood to draw a red star. Proceed to chant quotes from obscure steampunk novels. Feed the human heart -- dude, for this you must have a human heart. Steampunk hearts, though cool, might not be edible -- to the nearest hungry kitty and make him happy and starving for human flesh (step one in creating a zombie kitteh, but refer to page 97, chapter "All About Zombie Kittehs" for that). In a puff of Jareth-like glitter sabotabby should appear. Her powers include rec-ing good films and taming teenagers."
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"Find an old -- preferrably cracky and in Russian -- propaganda poster. Light six candles on each side. Use blood to draw a red star. Proceed to chant quotes from obscure steampunk novels. Feed the human heart -- dude, for this you must have a human heart. Steampunk hearts, though cool, might not be edible -- to the nearest hungry kitty and make him happy and starving for human flesh (step one in creating a zombie kitteh, but refer to page 97, chapter "All About Zombie Kittehs" for that). In a puff of Jareth-like glitter