Someone, I think in JournalFen's community unfunnybusiness, made a remark to the effect that that entire high school, if not that entire town, seemed to be going for the "evilest place to live ever" award. I'm beginning to agree. They are just about a puppy-kicking program and a Death Star away from being renamed The Galactic Empire. Seriously, guys.

Re the radio... people: "You have to laugh, lest you cry" does not apply like that, morons.