Things that are apparently happening today:

• The release of Slayer's new album
• The release of Ann Coulter's new book
• International Emo Kid Beatdown Day
• International Beat Down and/or Slay Ann Coulter Day

Am I missing anything?

Oh, this:

6/6/6 Readings For The End Of The World Readings by Brian Keene, Gemma Files, Moe Berg, Liisa Ladouceur, apocalypse theory panel w/ Nalo Hopkinson, Chris Alexander and John Huculiak. 7 pm. $6.66. Cameron House, 408 Queen W. 416-703-0811.

I hope to see a few of you there. When Moe Berg gets on, we can all start humming "I'm an Adult Now." I bet he hates that.

On a non-666-related note, Garfield is depressing. From this post on scans_daily, which also talks about how awesome the strips are when you remove Garfield's thought bubbles.