seasonal brain trauma

[sabotabby]

She fosters kittens. He eats kittens. Together, they gave birth to the Children of the Corn.

This was an actual e-mail sent to a friend of mine, who is for whatever reason on the Conservative Party's mailing list. Ladies and gentlemen, our Prime Minister. For Christmas, you'll be getting $100 a month for childcare, and you'll be fucking grateful.