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Speaking out
I wasted about half my morning posting suggestions to America Speaking Out. Because they'll probably get deleted, here are my suggestions for improving America:
D'you think the GOP will listen?
I don't know what it is with that rap music noise and boys wearing their pants so low that their underwear shows, but I think we need to institute a national belt subsidy program.
A major problem in America today is the d*mn kids on my d*mn lawn. You need to fix this right away.
We need to shrink government by allowing only midgets to run for office.
People all over the world should be able to vote in American elections. American foreign policy affects everyone.
Deport Glenn Beck. I'm pretty sure his ancestors were illegal immigrants.
Fix traffic congestion and unemployment by putting grant money into developing jetpacks.
Give fetuses the right to vote. This will settle the abortion debate once and for all.
Reduce our dependence on foreign oil by powering the nation with tiny hamsters running on wheels.
Abolish public education. Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
We need to find a new way of maintaining America as the world's only superpower. I suggest finding a young scientist and trapping him in an intrinsic field experiment test chamber. When he reconstitutes himself as a godlike superhuman, he can protect us from the Soviets, at least until the power goes to his head and he flees to Mars.
About this Tea Party thing? I think we need to outlaw teabagging. Let's face it: Teabagging is pretty ghey.
D'you think the GOP will listen?