Open thread: Hudak eats babies

[sabotabby]

Reportedly, Hudak is hard to pin down, and for some reason, the Liberals have been restrained with their attack ads. Really, I don't think they need attack ads. All they need is to run this picture over and over again to give Ontarians a taste of what we're in for if the Conservatives win the provincial election.

Also, chain gangs, you guys. Chain gangs. Not even Alberta has those.

In the last two elections that I've had to suffer through, the evil bastards won because they were willing to play dirty (which is par for the course in USia, but in the Soviet Socialist Republic of Canuckistan, the slightly-less-evil bastards tend to play dirtier).

And while the truth about Hudak is bad enough, clearly truth, along with reasoned discourse, is not enough to win elections these days.

I therefore invite you, gentle readers, to conjure the most vicious and nasty rumours that you can possibly invent and post them in the comments to this post. All are welcome, not just Ontarians. Trust me, if this guy wins, you won't even hear me complaining constantly, since I'll either be even more overworked or pink-slipped and partying like it's 1995.

Comments

[akisawana.livejournal.com]

Hudak wants to kill your grandma, because she's a drain on the system.
Hudak wants to kill babies with Down Syndrome because they'll be a drain on the system.
Hudak's youngest child is actually his grandchild.
Hudak is being paid by Big Pharma to re-negotiate drug prices.
Hudak wants to implement mandatory drug testing for people on wefare. His wife owns part of a drug-testing company.
Hudak wants to force foster children to only buy clothes from second hand store.
Hudak wants to dismantle the social safety net because that's the role of the Church, not the role of the government.
Hudak wants rape victims to pay for their rape-kit testing.
Hudak wants to investigate all miscarriages and stillbirths to make sure they're not illegal abortions.
Hudak wants all men to have a say in the abortion of their unborn children, including rapists.
Hudak said Muslims should not be allowed to run for office.
Hudak said that since corporations pay taxes, they should get the vote.
Hudak said government workers shouldn't be allowed to unionize.
Hudak hosts dog-fights in his backyard.
Hudak supports the repeal of child labor laws.
Hudak killed an underage prostitute in 1990 and paid off the police with gambling profits from his dog fights.

[90pointmetaphor.livejournal.com]

The problem is that a lot of Conservatives would think that most of those are good things.