Open thread: Hudak eats babies

[sabotabby]

Reportedly, Hudak is hard to pin down, and for some reason, the Liberals have been restrained with their attack ads. Really, I don't think they need attack ads. All they need is to run this picture over and over again to give Ontarians a taste of what we're in for if the Conservatives win the provincial election.

Also, chain gangs, you guys. Chain gangs. Not even Alberta has those.

In the last two elections that I've had to suffer through, the evil bastards won because they were willing to play dirty (which is par for the course in USia, but in the Soviet Socialist Republic of Canuckistan, the slightly-less-evil bastards tend to play dirtier).

And while the truth about Hudak is bad enough, clearly truth, along with reasoned discourse, is not enough to win elections these days.

I therefore invite you, gentle readers, to conjure the most vicious and nasty rumours that you can possibly invent and post them in the comments to this post. All are welcome, not just Ontarians. Trust me, if this guy wins, you won't even hear me complaining constantly, since I'll either be even more overworked or pink-slipped and partying like it's 1995.

Comments

[lienne.livejournal.com]

frankly, if "wife-beating racist drunk for mayor" didn't work, I have no faith in the ability of vicious rumours to shape Toronto politics

[lienne.livejournal.com]

especially considering that one was more true than otherwise

[lienne.livejournal.com]

PS: obviously, he's an alien in disguise come to appraise the Earth for possible conquest by the Empire of Derp

[sabotabby]

That had the disadvantage of being true.

[terry-terrible.livejournal.com]

I therefore invite you, gentle readers, to conjure the most vicious and nasty rumours that you can possibly invent and post them in the comments to this post.

Hudak and Glenn Beck gang raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

[akisawana.livejournal.com]

Hudak wants to kill your grandma, because she's a drain on the system.
Hudak wants to kill babies with Down Syndrome because they'll be a drain on the system.
Hudak's youngest child is actually his grandchild.
Hudak is being paid by Big Pharma to re-negotiate drug prices.
Hudak wants to implement mandatory drug testing for people on wefare. His wife owns part of a drug-testing company.
Hudak wants to force foster children to only buy clothes from second hand store.
Hudak wants to dismantle the social safety net because that's the role of the Church, not the role of the government.
Hudak wants rape victims to pay for their rape-kit testing.
Hudak wants to investigate all miscarriages and stillbirths to make sure they're not illegal abortions.
Hudak wants all men to have a say in the abortion of their unborn children, including rapists.
Hudak said Muslims should not be allowed to run for office.
Hudak said that since corporations pay taxes, they should get the vote.
Hudak said government workers shouldn't be allowed to unionize.
Hudak hosts dog-fights in his backyard.
Hudak supports the repeal of child labor laws.
Hudak killed an underage prostitute in 1990 and paid off the police with gambling profits from his dog fights.

[90pointmetaphor.livejournal.com]

The problem is that a lot of Conservatives would think that most of those are good things.

[90pointmetaphor.livejournal.com]

Hudak had sex with a woman other than his wife, and perhaps one who is seen by society as less desirable than his wife. *gasp*

Look what that one did to both Clinton and Schwartzenegger. It seems to be more effective than the more sensational ones (including the ones about the homophobes who have sex with men who are not their wives).

[dubaiwalla.livejournal.com]

As an ignorant non-Canuck, can I ask who the people in the picture are?

[sabotabby]

Current leader of the Ontario Conservative Party Tim Hudak and former Premier Mike Harris. The latter irreparably fucked up the province in the 90s and was among Canada's first experiments with neoconservatism.

[metalana.livejournal.com]

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/business/Hudak+Common+Nonsense+Revolution/4871260/story.html

[curgoth]

I heard Tim Hudak rode a bike one time.
A friend of a friend saw Tim Hudak smile in the vicinity of a poor person.
Tim Hudak once said there was a reason to tax a straight rich white dude.
One time, Tim Hudak looked at a piece of art and was able to suppress his natural rage at the waste of resources.

There, that'll discredit him with his base supporters!

Seriously, the guy wants to build more jails, put more people in them, then use the prisoners as slave labour for removing street art throughout the province. How can anyone think that's a good idea?

[northbard.livejournal.com]

Tim Hudak wants to kill, eat and violate your children - in precisely that order.

Tim Hudak does not eat babies or kittens, he simply provides their still wiggling bodies to the Harper office for political concessions.

"Tim Hudak" is actually ancient sanskrit for "Kitten Pimp"

Tim Hudak once called Canada a "country of patsies and morons, ripe for the fleecing."

Tim Hudak ran a gambling ring in high-school and had the local mob beat up by 6-th graders under his thrall to protect it.

Tim Hudak slapped your grandmother and called her a cunt.

Tim Hudak pokes holes in your son's condoms and sends him off to have sex with poor women so you have to pay for abortions at the soon-to-open Canadian Abortionplex.

Tim Hudak only sells cocaine to schoolchildren when he has time to cut the stuff with powdered glass.

Tim Hudak masturbates to testimony from the Neuremberg trials - hourly.

Brian Mulroney is frightened of Tim Hudak because his gambling debts now mean his ass belongs to Hudak "whenever he gets tired of the kittens".

Tim Hudak is secretly a Zionist conspirator, as the anagram for his name "A mud kith" clearly shows.

Tim Hudak actually, no-kidding, swear-to-god brutally sodomized an under-age okapi on dialysis upon an altar built of writhing orphans during a satanic ritual that included Rob Ford getting rimmed by Bill Blair in an attempt to re-animate the corpse of Ronald Reagan.

Re: to make you smile

[sabotabby]

Nice! I am surprised it took them so long, though.

Still no Atlas Shrugged torrent. I am le sad.