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I’m having a hard time right now. We are all having a hard time. You all know what my preferred coping mechanism is for that? An easy dunk. And what is an easier dunk than a new Left Behind movie? If only there were a SECRET FUCKING LEFT BEHIND MOVIE THAT I HAD NEVER HEARD OF WTF???? I discovered this a few days ago and my friends, it’s as if you had told me that they just discovered a new fragment of the Epic of Gilgamesh, or the world’s tiniest frog. I am full of joy and the Lord.

Wait, how are there more Left Behind movies? I thought I had seen all the Left Behind movies! But apparently there was one made in 2017 that must have gone straight to YouTube, and you are never going to guess who produced it. No, really, I’m leaving this as a mystery because you are going to LOSE YOUR SHIT. (This joke is going to be extremely funny to you in about 5 minutes, depending on your reading speed.)


It’s loosely adapted from the spinoff series The Kids, which is Left Behind For the Teens, and is a blatant attempt to cash in, several years too late, on the whole YA post-apocalyptic craze. It even stars several people from Teen Wolf! (Disappointingly, not any of the characters I remember.)


Okay, the other disappointing news is that this is the best Left Behind adaptation to date, which is not saying very much. Because it’s not based on the main series, we don’t have to deal with the worst characters in fiction, and our young protagonists are free to be massively more likable people than Rayford Steele or Buck Williams. Which is to say they get to be protagonists instead of merely enabling the villain. The Jesus/Revelations stuff is definitely backgrounded, so most of the film has to do with running around in forests, which is harder, though not impossible as we’ll see, to fuck up. Which is not to say it’s a good movie (I promise that in fact it is a really terrible movie), just that it avoids so many of the pitfalls of both the books and earlier films that it’s almost shocking.


If you’re interested in some gossipy inside baseball, the reason why it’s better has something to do with the lawsuit between Cloud Ten and Tim LaHaye, who famously hated the Cloud Ten/Namesake movies. LaHaye was basically dying during this production, which was led by his grandson, Randy LaHaye. Randy wanted to make a film that Tim would be proud of, and he did it with a series of sketchy investment companies that only appear to exist to make films like this. They still did a better job than Cloud Ten, which is an incredibly low bar.


Let’s get to it!

apocalypse time! )
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 Consuming media is not the same as activism. That said.

Yesterday, I went to see a screening of Where Olive Trees Weep. If you haven't seen it or there's not a screening near you, you can PWYC on the internet. It's about Palestinians, trauma, and resistance, focusing primarily on journalist, activist, and therapist Ashira Darwish, with appearances from Dr. Gabor Maté, Amira Hass, and Ahed Tamimi. It's beautifully shot and compassionately written and edited.

The hardest thing about the film is that it was shot in 2022. You know. Before things got as bad as they are now. And yet it's still unbearable to see.

Then today I saw Omar El Akkad speak on his new book, One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This. Which I haven't read yet, but I've read a bunch of his articles and American War, all of which I loved. I go to a lot of readings and this one was probably the best. He's quiet and self-effacing, like he is rather surprised to find himself in front of a microphone speaking at the first of two sold-out events. And every word out of his mouth is just the most insightful, thoughtful thing you've heard anyone say. I can't wait to read this book and I already know that I'll weep big ugly tears.

Anyway. There's two things to check out, but then you (and I) have to go do something.
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 Well, this will be quick and easy, as I only saw three new films this year, and one of them sucked. I don't know why I can mainline a million TV shows and not watch a single movie, but I think it's because I can only really sit still for an hour at a time. Anyway, the three whole movies I saw were:

El Conde: This is the one that sucked, unfortunately. You would think the premise was bulletproof: Pinochet is actually a vampire and gets dragged out of retirement even though he wants to die. That's ripe for political satire. This film has two problems. First, the characterization is muddled and so the satire is muddled. I think it wants to show some nuance and complexity and how fascism can appeal to even those who oppose it, plus the obvious vampirism = capitalism, but it ended up mired in pointless nihilism. Sometimes you have to be blatant in your satire. The other problem is that it's told almost entirely in voiceover narration. It's a stupid choice that's not justified once you realize who the voiceover is, which is also not a big twist. In some alternate timeline there is a good version of this.

Nimona: I liked this one quite a lot! I'm not a big cartoon fan, and I'm particularly not a fan of this particular cartoon style, but the story is good enough to overcome my aesthetic dislike. It's good for all the same reasons why the comic is good—it's a cute, subversive, queer fairy tale with memorable characters. My only issues were that I would prefer it if it were animated more like ND Stevenson's drawing style, because I like that more, and that I don't think the changes at the beginning work as well as the comic does. It's far more fun to discover Ballister Blackheart's backstory as Nimona does—this is one case where I think the story benefits from doing an obvious twist. It ends up softening the story quite a lot by not depicting any of Blackheart's villainy, though I guess that makes it more appropriate for the kiddies. I guess.

Cocaine Bear: Okay I can't believe I'm saying this but this ended up being the best movie I saw in 2023 because unlike the other two, it didn't have any flaws. It made us a promise—you get to see a bear on cocaine that kills a lot of people—and delivered exactly that. It's a massively self-aware film. It's hilarious. Sometimes all you want is to watch a bear that is higher than any living thing has ever gotten in existence eat a bunch of people and then try to get more cocaine. Unlike the other two it is an improvement over reality/the source material, as the actual story behind this is sad rather than funny.

I'll try to watch more movies next year. The key word is "try."
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 As in previous years, I didn't watch a ton of movies, but there were a few notable films, including one standout last-minute entry.

Everything Everywhere All At Once: I don't have a lot to say about this one. If you like that kind of thing, you've probably seen it a million times. Personally I found it bloated and overlong, with a troublingly uneven tone that held some nasty implications about fatphobia and mental illness. But on the plus side it had a lot of Michelle Yeoh, and I will take an ambitious hot mess over the vastly inferior Marvel equivalent, Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Madness, which was shit other than every moment that Wong was on screen.

Day Shift: This was a movie I did not actually expect to be any good at all, and that I forced my friends to watch after we watched The Invitation (which was also a 2022 movie about vampires and race and class, and also highly enjoyable) for two reasons, and two reasons only. There is a third, and a fourth, unconfirmed reason to watch it, but let's talk about the movie first. It stars Jamie Foxx as a down-on-his luck vampire hunter who must re-ingratiate himself with the vampire hunting union so that he can get enough money to pay for his daughter's braces before his wife leaves him. The first reason to see it is that the union that organizes the vampire hunters is the IWW. It's really a blink-and-you-miss-it cameo but if you think the online left cares that it's only there for a split second, you haven't met the online left. The second reason is that one of the other vampire hunters is played by Snoop Dogg, who is absolutely hilarious in it. Anyway turns out it's good, actually? The vampires' evil plan is gentrification and it's part of a growing number of horror movies, and vampire movies in particular, that have working class Black leads and monsters that are metaphors for white supremacy and capitalism. The third reason to see it is that the soundtrack slaps. The fourth, unconfirmed reason is that apparently it's an adaptation of Night Watch and Day Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko, which I enjoyed in their translated and subtitled versions respectively. At the very least, it shares the bonkers sensibility of "let's play urban fantasy tropes completely straight."

RRR: This was, up until last night, going to be my movie of the year. It's a Tollywood (Telegu language) movie that's an absolute fucking masterpiece. Before I get too far in, there are some problematic politics about it that would probably be better analyzed by someone who is actually from India. I'm coming at this with as a white Westerner who knows slightly more about the early Indian Independence movement than the average white Westerner because I read some really horribly translated Marxist books about it.

Anyway, RRR is about two revolutionaries, Alluri Sitarama Raju and Komaram Bheem, who never met in real life and did not actually have superpowers and also never demolished the British in a dance-off in the 1920s. But look. It would have been better if they had. You know it would have been. There are musical numbers and CGI animals and imperialists get absolutely pwned and it's a delight that's manages to get some solid politics and heartfelt drama into a spectacle of a movie that is relentlessly entertaining for its entire 182-minute run time. Both of the leads are charming as all fuck. There's even a shout-out to my favourite Indian revolutionary, Bhagat Singh, at the very end.*

So that was going to be my pick as best movie of the year but yesterday I saw Women Talking, which is going to live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life.

I haven't read the Miriam Toews book that it's based on but I've read some other work by her, and Sarah Polley is a hell of a director so I went into it with no idea what it was about but figuring it would be great just based on who was attached to the project. Given the bleakness of the subject matter, the title almost feels like a bit of a joke or at least a play on the Bechdel-Wallace Test. Which, obviously, it passes with flying colours; there are two men with speaking roles in the film and they're both confined to the margins of the narrative for different reasons.

The film takes place on an isolated Mennonite colony in 2010. The women of the colony learn that for years, their husbands, brothers, and sons have been drugging them and violently sexually assaulting them in the middle of the night. The elders of the community not only participate in the coverup, but eventually take almost all of the men to town to post bail for the attackers and insist that the women forgive them. The only men left behind are the schoolteacher, who has only recently returned to the colony after his family was exiled, and a trans man who is in charge of supervising the children.

In the absence of the men, the women vote on a course of action with three options: do nothing, stay and fight, and leave. Doing nothing is ruled out by almost all of the women, but staying and fighting and leaving are tied. Two extended families are appointed to debate between the remaining options, while the schoolteacher takes minutes because none of the women can read or write.

What follows is nearly all dialogue and silences, which nonetheless manages to be visually captivating as well thanks to Polley's direction, the incredible acting, and an understated, heartwrenching soundtrack. The debate encompasses faith and theology, pacifism and nonviolent resistance, family, and female solidarity. The subtle use of light creates a gripping tension and urgency—the autumn day never feels long enough to grapple with the enormities facing these women. Every character is beautifully brought to life with a compelling viewpoint and poetic dialogue. And if you thought "Daydream Believer" was not a song that could ever bring you to tears, well.

This is one that was worth seeing in theatres because the cinematography is jaw-dropping, and worth watching multiple times because there are layers upon layers in a film that's 95% a group of women having a debate in a hay loft. Utterly brilliant.

* What's that you say? Not everyone has a favourite Indian revolutionary? What's wrong with you people?
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 After a round of internet arguments (not on DW, elsewhere) I am left to conclude that the two major problems of pop cultural criticism are 1) A Modest Proposal is no longer taught in schools*, and 2) no one on the online left has actually read as much Bertolt Brecht as they claim to, if any at all.

I am happy to elaborate in comments.

* I am generally in favour of replacing Dead White Guy Literature in the compulsory high school canon but A Modest Proposal is my one exception. I am open to replacements and expansions for it, particularly by First Nations, Métis, or Inuit authors. Walking Eagle News is great and I absolutely plan to use it.
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 I guess I better start these, huh? It is, after all, a tradition.

I'll start with the shortest one: Film. I don't watch a lot of movies at the best of times, and while other people felt like sitting in a cinema for 3 hours in a mask with strangers who are not necessarily wearing masks sounds like a good time, I am not one of those people. Accordingly, I saw two new films with other people, both at the drive-in, and one new-ish film on my own. According to my calendar, there was also one of our online Charlize Theron-a-thons in 2021, though I don't remember which of the films we watched. That might have actually been it? I don't know. 2021 is a blur.

The new and new-ish films I saw were:

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings: This was the first movie I saw in two years with other people in person, with popcorn and everything! So it's always going to be associated with the brief period where things were actually looking up. I really enjoyed it beyond that, though—it is basically a Marvel formula movie but with some important twists: a primarily POC cast, the female lead not being the love interest, and the origin story elements minimized. It was also quite funny, and the special effects were excellent in a way that enhanced the narrative rather than felt like filler. Also Simu Liu is a local guy and we stan him. I didn't know Michelle Yeoh was going to be in it either and I actually squealed out loud when she turned up.

The Eternals: I also saw this one at the drive-in, except in this case it was more about "omg I get to see another movie" than coming away with the sense that it was any good. It definitely had good moments and I appreciate its ambition, but I felt that its reach exceeded its grasp. What was irritating for me was that it pushed back at some of the things I dislike about superhero movies and teased at subversion but then left it alone. It raised issues that I wanted to see explored more in superhero/fantasy movies, like "why do hugely powerful characters waste so much time stopping crime when they could end the climate crisis," but the constraints of the Marvel Formula and Hollywood economics meant that they couldn't explore them, by, say, having the Eternals and the Deviants band together to overthrow the gods, or even by suggesting that the steam engine is responsible for a good lot of our problems.

Additionally, I'm not sure it's possible to make a movie in which aliens nudge human civilization forward without it being racist, even if those aliens are played by BIPOC actors. It sure was pretty, though.

Blood Quantum: This was objectively the best movie I saw in 2021. It came out in 2019 though. It's by Jeff Barnaby so it's gory as fuck and Problematic. Set on a Mik'maq reservation, it's about a zombie plague where Indigenous people are immune to zombification (but can still be eaten by them). A group of white survivors take refuge in Red Crow's fortress, and predictable horror ensues.

Zombie movies are best when they tackle real world politics, and this has it in droves. The zombie plague brings up not just genocide through disease, but the complex politics of multiracial identity, generational trauma, and gender politics. It's also wonderfully inventive, with stunning animated sequences and memorable characters, with particularly outstanding performances by Michael Greyeyes, Elle-Máijá Tailfeathers, and Stonehorse Lone Goeman.

Winter break is traditionally my time to watch movies, so I'll probably see a few more (like Dune) this week. In lieu of me having anything to say about them, enjoy this article from the Jacobin about why movies suck now.
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Non-spoilery review:

The problem with Star Wars* as a franchise and this Star War in particular is that it attempts to marry fundamentally incompatible conceptions of duality in Eastern and Western philosophy. Balancing the Force makes sense if the Light Side and Dark Side are, respectively, order vs. chaos, or collective good vs. individual will. But not if they're good vs. evil or, in this case, Space Nazis vs. Not Space Nazis. Ironically this is the one thing the prequels did right.

But they didn't do that because you need to sell toys. Of Space Nazis.

* The movies. I know nothing about the EU or the video games or whatever.
sabotabby: (anarcat)
Hey, it's only, like, several months late.

I really enjoyed it, mainly owing to Joaquin Phoenix and Frances Conroy absolutely killing it on the acting front. But I have never wanted to edit a movie so badly in my life because it was so close to being perfect and argh.

spoilers for a movie you've either seen or don't care about )
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This is going to be really short because it was the kind of year where I barely saw any movies. Which sucks, given what I do for a living. And most of the ones I saw weren't good enough to talk about. Here are the ones that were.

El Camino: This movie really didn't need to exist. It is 100% fanservice. The ending to Breaking Bad was perfect. We didn't need a movie sequel, as such.

So? It was more Jesse. It was two more hours of Breaking Bad, beautiful cinematography of Albuquerque, witty dialogue, dark humour, and things going horribly, horribly wrong. I loved every second of it. It didn't need to happen but I was glad it happened and the fact that something is not, strictly speaking, necessary, does not stop it from being good.

Deadwood the Movie: This, conversely, did need to happen, because I have waited a fucking decade for the end of my favourite TV show of all time. (Yes, most of the characters are historical figures. Yes, you can look up what happened to them. No, it doesn't matter, because the historical Calamity Jane is not the fictionalized Calamity Jane, and Joanie wasn't a real person, so Wikipedia is not going to tell me that they lived happily ever after.) 

The movie isn't perfect—there are a lot of flashbacks that I found quite unnecessary, as no one is going to watch this movie without having seen the show first, and I felt that they interrupted the narrative flow—but it's a fitting resolution to the story. And it had me in tears, both because it was just so awesome to revisit that world again, but because the primary plot, Al Swearengen's slow, poetic reckoning with mortality, comes out of writer David Milch's Alzheimer's diagnosis. This is, presumably, one of the last things he'll write, and it's absolutely gorgeous. 

Us: I am still kind of making sense of Us. It's not a straightforward allegory like Get Out was; it implies politics rather than outright stating them. It's creepy and atmospheric and Lupita Nyong'o is brilliant in it. I saw the twist coming a mile away, but I don't think that affected how disturbed I was by the whole thing.

Jojo Rabbit: One of the few movies I cared enough about to see in theatres because it is everyone's moral obligation to ensure that Taika Waititi makes lots of money and continues to get his weird ideas greenlit. This was the movie Life Is Beautiful didn't have the balls to be. It's also something that resonated deeply with me, as I see more and more young people seduced into fascist ideology. It's a story about how ordinary people can be warped into hatred, but critically, it offers a pathway out of that hatred, even though it comes at a terrible cost.

I'll probably see one or two other movies before the year is out—Christmas break being one of those times that I can actually go out and see films—so lemme know if you see anything good.

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Despite the fact that I'm pretty much exhausted all the time, I managed to do stuff:

Thursday, I went with some friends to see Us. Which I loved. A lot more opaque than Get Out, Peele's first film, but that just means that I get to methodically go through all of the thinkpieces in an attempt to figure out the symbolism. Lupita Nyong'o' is so incredible. Go see it if you haven't and then come back here and talk to me about it. I probably need to watch it again b/c I'm not much of a horror movie person, so there were parts where I was just busy being scared and probably missed things.

Friday I got invited to a thing but ended up crashing out and watching telly. I have Opinions about the latest episodes of Disco and The Magicians.

Saturday, I went to see Orville Peck. On the subway on the way to meet my friend, there was a group of teenage girls sitting beside me. One of them asked if they were getting off at Christie Station, "as in the Christie Pits Riot" and another one said "I know all about that!" and they fistbumped. The kids are all right.

Orville Peck is amazing, though the sound at the show did him no favours, at least from where we were standing. (Ran into another friend after and she said that the vocals were more distinct from the opposite side.) Less of a problem for me because I've been listening to the album non-stop since it came out and thus know how the songs are supposed to sound, but my friend hadn't so that bothered her more. Great performance, though. If you haven't heard him, picture Chris Isaak and Roy Orbison giving each other handjobs in a truck stop, only in musical form, and sung by a sexy lamp.

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Oh, you think I'm kidding about the lamp thing? I am not.

This is what I'm talking about:



This is my favourite song off the album, which sadly doesn't have a weird music video to go with it:



Truly we live in a blessed time for WTF music.
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 This shall be very brief, as I don't get to the movies often and besides, there were only three movies released this year that mattered. (In fairness, I have not yet seen 2.0, which would almost certainly merit inclusion here.) They are as follows:

Black Panther

Hands down the best superhero movie of...ever, I think. It redefined the types of stories a blockbuster Hollywood action flick could tell, it had interesting, multilayered politics, compelling characters, gorgeous Afrofuturist-inspired visuals, and a kick ass soundtrack. You probably already saw it three times like I did.

The Death Of Stalin

Technically this came out in 2017 but didn't hit theatres here until 2018, so it totally counts. It's The Thick Of It but in the Soviet Union (ostensibly; like anything Armando Iannucci does, it's more about British politics than anything else) and it's about as pitch black as a comedy can get. Everyone is fucking terrible but some people are really, really terrible, and some people are merely terrible in ways that are entertaining. Which is, ngl, exactly the kind of humour I find most hilarious because I'm a bad person.

And the best movie of 2018 was...

Sorry To Bother You

Boots Riley's directorial debut is brilliant, funny, and political without ever getting didactic. The story of a black telemarketer who rises up through the corporate ranks owing to a magical ability to sound white on the phone starts out as one type of story, pulls the rug out from under you, and veers in an entirely weirder direction. Its only flaws are 1) I thought the ending was a little too long, and 2) I am really afraid that the Elon Musks and Jeff Bezoses of the world might watch it and get ideas. But it captures the zeitgeist in a way that's simultaneously chilling and hilarious as anything.
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I saw it! At the AGO, at a glamorous gala event for which I was rather underdressed and unprepared. :)

The backstory is that that Nalo Hopkinson is one of my favourite authors of all time and Brown Girl In the Ring is her second-best book (after The New Moon's Arms, which I'm convinced is the best mermaid story that anyone has told or will ever tell). I also was one of the many backers on IndieGoGo, so I come in with some biases.

This said, there was a lot to love about the film. Mostly, it felt like the world of the book, mysterious and beautiful, with hope peeking through cracks in a landscape of urban decay and despair. The filmmaker, Sharon Lewis, made the correct decision in creating a prequel inspired by the novel rather than attempting a straight-up adaptation, which I think is just too complicated and internal to work as a feature film. It looks gorgeous, from the cinematography to the costume design, it sounds gorgeous, and the casting is spectacular. The standout for me was Shakura S'Aida (who also performed at the reception, along with the brilliant Measha Brueggergosman) as Mami, who stole every scene she was in.

My criticisms are broadly of the reach-exceeding-grasp variety; I don't think they had the time they needed to film everything they needed, and so there are a lot of extreme close-ups, flashbacks, and flash-forwards that occasionally feel like they're filling space that wants to be filled with plot and worldbuilding. It skirts the edge of Hopkinson's vision of post-apocalyptic Toronto, but never quite shows us everything we want to see. I wanted at least about half an hour more of story, or, preferably, an HBO miniseries.

This said, it is ambitious and well-made and would entirely recommend. It's getting a short run at Yonge-Dundas if you missed the opening.

Also, I got to meet Nalo Hopkinson and gush at her in a nerdy fangirl way and she handled this with grace and tolerance. And mentioned that there will be An Announcement on March 1st, which I can only hope is a new book from her.
 
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I see very few movies. And most of those movies, I don't like. I will eventually go on at great length about which TV I loved, because TV is far less formulaic than film is these days, but that's a longer post to write, so movies first.

Not all of these are 2017 because that would be an even shorter list. But only 2017 movies can qualify for the year's best.

Okja: This is completely vegan/animal liberation propaganda and I am fully biased but I don't even care. It's about a girl and her giant, genetically modified, probably sentient pig. When young Mija finds out the plan for the pig she and her grandfather have raised for the last ten years, she must journey from her home in the Korean countryside to rescue Okja from the Mirando Corporation in New York City, aided by the Animal Liberation Front. Ahn Seo-hyun as Mija turns in an incredible performance, the special effects are surprisingly believable, and its message of compassion, though anvillicious, is important and beautiful. Two caveats: First, there's an unnecessary anti-GMO subtext, and second there is a really horrifying (animal) rape scene towards the end that IS completely necessary, and rather accurate in terms of what happens to farm animals, but traumatic to watch. Also, animals die, though not Okja.

Pride: I somehow missed seeing this when it came out in 2014, but I rectified that error this year so it goes on the list. It's the true story of Lesbians and Gays Support the Miners, who fundraised and later travelled to come to the aid of striking miners in 1984. This is how to do intersectionality and solidarity properly, and it's an absolutely gorgeous, powerful film.

Death Race 2000: Lest you think that I only watch earnest political movies, I also watched this 1975 Roger Corman movie about running over pedestrians with souped-up cars and fucking loved it. Okay, so it also has a political subtext—an interesting one, especially in the context of Death Race 2050, the 2017 remake, which I did not like despite an absolutely hilarious Bechdel Rule reference. While the former allows a space for revolutionary organizing and the potential of building a better (or at least slightly less horrifying) world, the latter is pure nihilism, with both the rebels and the government portrayed as equally terrible, and the only solution being individual, heteronormative escapism. It's odd to think of a film made in 1975 as being far less progressive than one made in 2017, but there you have the historical dialectic as a spiral rather than a straight line. Also it's a movie about people running down pedestrians in cars. I don't know if I mentioned that. You get points for babies and old people.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi: However, I did love 2017's unabashed remake of 1980's The Empire Strikes Back, er, or, you know, the brand new Star War. It probably tops last year's Rogue One for me and also Return of the Jedi (yes, one of the new ones is better than one of the originals, fight me), mainly for its focus on non-Skywalkers and for its deconstruction of every trope that the franchise has been beating into popular culture since 1977. There's no shortage of good thinkpieces that you can read about it and probably have but anyway Rose Tico is my new favourite after Leia and haters can STFU.

But the best movie of 2017, by far, was Get Out, Jordan Peele's complex, harrowing, and completely hilarious horror-comedy film about white supremacy in America. If you haven't bothered to see it yet, read absolutely nothing about it, see it, then read the analysis of all the layers and symbols and clever filmmaking tricks (there are many) and then see it again with the knowledge of what is going to happen in it. It should be taught in film school as an example to do absolutely everything right with a fraction of an average movie budget and almost no special effects or famous actors. It's a movie for film geeks that manages to be entirely entertaining even as it brings home hard truths about race and politics.

Annnnd, that's it, really. Biggest disappointments were Wonder Woman, which I expected to love based on the hype but which I found formulaic, and Blade Runner 2049, which was only really good because of the visuals and soundtrack and also because it really annoys geeks when you tell them you didn't like it. The film I'm saddest about missing is Armando Iannucci's Death of Stalin, which only played at TIFF this year and I'm desperately hoping will be released in theatres (or better yet, on Netflix) because I am dying to see it as it sounds like everything in life that I love.
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It seems vaguely horrific to be writing about anything other than politics right now, but someone requested awhile back that I do a master list of all of the movies and TV that I watched so that you don't have to. And to be fair, we all need distraction now and then—perhaps now more than ever.

(All links go to LJ; sorry DW people, but there are a lot of reviews and I don't have time to do this twice.)

Current (good) TV reviews: I review The Magicians, Preacher, and Luke Cage for terror_scifi. My reviews are all tagged with my name there, but if you're looking for specific shows:

The Magicians (currently posting!)
Preacher
Luke Cage

Bad Movie Reviews: They are all tagged (along with the odd bad book and other things) under Cheatsheet of Freedom. If you're looking for specific things:

This Revolution (the one that started it all; a movie about anarchists that sounded really good and even starred Rosario Dawson, but spoiler, it is not very good)

Left Behind (Jesus takes all of the good Christians to Heaven, leaving Kirk Cameron to fight the Antichrist)

Atlas Shrugged Pt. 1
(John Galt takes all the good capitalists to Heaven, I mean capitalist paradise, leaving some actors you've never heard of to fight the socialists)
Atlas Shrugged Pt. 2 (second verse, same as the first)
Atlas Shrugged Pt. 3 (yes I watched the whole fucking thing, why do you ask?)

American Sniper
(smug jingoism with a fake plastic baby. I was super drunk the whole time.)

50 Shades of Grey
(bad softcore porn, but don't worry, I fixed it.)

The Fountainhead
(a rapey Ayn Rand movie about architecture)

Red Dawn
(communists invade middle America and are repelled by the high school football team. Note that I have somewhat revised my opinion of the film since I wrote this review, and now view it as a clever satire.)

Rambo III (the one where he joins the Taliban, who are the good guys.)

Battle In Seattle (it is about the Battle of Seattle and is exactly as good as you would expect a movie about the Battle of Seattle to be.)

X-Files Season 10 (okay, not a movie, and not a proper screenshot review, but it was really bad)


Good Movie and TV Reviews: I also sometimes review things I like that are kind of obscure, in the hopes that someone else will watch them and squee with me.

Enthiran (this is my favourite movie of all time and objectively the best movie ever made. It's a 3-hour-long Tamil musical about a killer robot and you should watch it at least 70 bazillion times)

Seventeen Moments of Spring (a Soviet-era miniseries about a Russian spy undercover in Germany during WWII)

Cambridge Spies (a BBC miniseries about the Cambridge Five, a bunch of upper class British kids who spied for the USSR for decades without getting caught)

Babylon 5 (some people found out that I had never seen the show and made me watch the whole thing, so I did. Spoiler: Vir is my favourite and Susan Ivanova is my other favourite)

So yeah enjoy.

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I have seen bad adaptations of good books, but never one as deeply embarrassing as Tim Burton's mutilation of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. The scene with the Clash of the Titans CGI skeletons versus knockoffs from Pan's Labyrinth—except invisible and covered in cotton candy—really cemented how much Burton has lost it. One of those movies that's so bad it's almost instructive.
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"WATCH MOAR WEIRD WESTERNS" is definitely a thing on my to-do list. Because there are entire genres of Westerns I didn't know about until recently.

Case in point, the Ostern, or Red Western. Yes, the Soviet Union and East Germany made Westerns in the 60 and 70s! No one told me that this was a thing, and so I am informing you that this is a thing. I have watched my first, and it was magnificent.

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Die Söhne der großen Bärin, or Sons of the Great She-Bear (1966) is an East German film about the colonization of Lakota territory in 1874. And unlike any Western—or mainstream film—I have ever seen, it's told from the indigenous POV. Not in a weepy romanticized our-old-ways-are-dying, "let's shoehorn in a sympathetic white lead to be the POV character" kind of way, but like the lead character is a Lakota warrior out for revenge against the white bastards who killed his father. It's begging for a modern, gorier remake by Tarantino. I mean, one of the bad guys gets eaten by a fucking bear; it's great.

It's probably about the only movie in which I'll admit that redface was necessary, given the dearth of Native American actors living in East Germany and Czechoslovakia at the time, but the filmmakers did do their homework, and the author of the books the movie is based on, Liselotte Welskopf-Henrich, researched the Lakota extensively and lived with them. Everyone speaks proper German (the Czech actors who portray the Lakota are dubbed), which removes the pidgin English that American and Western European actors were forcing on their Native American characters at the time.

Oh, naturally, our hero Tokei-Ihto is a good Communist who wants to liberate his people from the white invaders so that they can have collective farms. But in a subtle way. Mainly, this is a straight-up anti-imperialist narrative in a way that can only come out of the Eastern Bloc, and a much more honest, visceral portrayal of the colonization of the Americas than most of what's come out of this continent.

Then we watched:

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Walker (1987), an acid Western by Alex Cox. I've seen it before but not in a long time, and it pairs rather well with Sons of the Great She-Bear. It's about William Walker, an American mercenary who made himself President of Nicaragua for reasons. Manifest Destiny reasons. And if it seems too weird to be true, it's not that fictionalized, and if it seems like an allegory for the American aggression against Nicaragua in the 1980s, well, yeah, obviously.

Walker is heavily stylized, with prominent use of Zippo lighters, computers, magazines, and various other anachronisms, and the weirdness works to both draw parallels between the historical story and modern politics, and also just look awesome. It's a movie with no sympathetic characters—Walker quickly goes from anti-hero to raging lunatic dictator the second he's given a whiff of political power. Things blow up good. The soundtrack is by Joe Strummer, who also plays a bit part. It's biting, violent, splatterpunk satire that seems just as relevant in 2016 as it did in 1987.

I highly recommend both, and they pair quite wonderfully together.

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