welp

Mar. 31st, 2025 07:27 pm
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It's been a day. None of these things belong in the same post but here we are.

One news story I read so bad that I don't even want to post it because then I'll have to see it every time I look at my blog. Just trust me that it's an infohazard, as the kids say. Hug your cats, yeah?

Thinking of all my trans friends on Trans Day of Visibility. Hope you're safe, wherever you are, and I pledge to fight to make wherever I am safe for you to be.

Anyway, here is a tracker for all of the people that America has disappeared so far. 

Maybe I'll watch the video of a person making a Swedish sandwich cake for her cats again. 
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I can't believe there is a goth trans lesbian vegan anarchist cult opposing AI and killing cops and landlords and I can't even root for them. LessWrong ruins everything it touches.

Seriously, someone reset the simulation.

If you require a source.
If you want to know why LessWrong is the worst.
sabotabby: (doom doom doom)
 The cities of Yellowknife, NWT, and Kelowna, BC, are being evacuated due to out-of-control wildfires. This is a direct result of Canada's petrol-state economy. We punch above our weight in terms of carbon emissions, and the tentacles of the necroeconomy run throughout every aspect of Canadian life.

No mainstream or electable politician has taken serious attempts to address carbon emissions, though Pierre Poltergeist, who has been anointed the next PM by the media despite Canadians not actually voting yet, deserves special commendation for posturing about the carbon tax at a Petro-Canada even as major cities were going up like kindling. 

Tracy Gray, a Tory, is the MP for Kelowna. As her riding burns to the ground, she is tweeting about how awful the carbon tax is. I'm sure her constituents are too busy fleeing for their fucking lives to pay attention to her stupid tweets but everyone should remind her of it come the next election. And if they run out of food they should be legally allowed to eat her.

(Do I think the carbon tax is a good solution to climate change? No. It might have been 50 years ago. But it's the height of hubris to support doing nothing at all over supporting a shitty half-measure.)

Compounding the chaos is that people still get a lot of their news through Big Tech companies like Facebook/Meta and Google, which have recently chosen to block the ability of Canadians to share any news articles on their platforms. (It says "Canadian news," but I recently tried to share an article from the BBC and it gave me the same error.) During emergencies where people rely on timely information from a variety of sources, so whether we like or use these platforms, the block on communications is currently tantamount to genocide.

I won't say on a public post what people should do about any of this. This guy deserves to er, be in jail though. At minimum. To serve as an example to others. The more examples that get set, the clearer it will make it in everyone's minds that the consequences for environmental terrorism ought not to be born by regular people but by the bastards setting the world on fire.
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 If you want to understand why this country is so fucked up, just look at the news and compare the following stories.

1. The FluTruxKlan, a convoy of extremist truckers representing under 10% of the industry and endorsed by high-profile sociopaths like Elon Musk, are taking their plague trucks to Ottawa.

2. The Williams Lake First Nation has discovered at least 93 unmarked graves of children, murdered by the Canadian state and their church allies.

Guess which one has been the top story all week?

stonks

Jan. 28th, 2021 04:45 pm
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Where were you when Reddit broke hedge funds?

I have been fascinated by the GameStop story, and my only regret is that I'm not teaching Business right now b/c this would be the best way to teach about the stock market ever. If you're confused as to what's going on, VICE Magazine's article explains it in laymen's terms (I am a layman).

What it boils down to is a bunch of people on Reddit called capitalism's bluff and more or less won, exposing how the market isn't actually free and the measures of economic health on Wall St. are thoroughly untethered from Main St.'s economy. It's also possibly the biggest transfer of wealth from the financial sector to the middle class seen in a good long time, meaning that a bunch of trolls on a shitty website accomplished more in a few months than the North American left has done since the 70s.

Also it's very funny because you can go on Twitter and watch hedge fund dudes lose their shit in real time, and serious business journalists have to report what's going on and it involves people named DeepFuckingValue and POTATO_IN_MY_ASS and Thicc Dads Club.

It's a delight and a joy and I hope it's an indication that 2021 will be less shit now that people know they can do this.

Of course the Invisible Hand intervened to put an end to this specific fun but it can happen again, and just might, and in the meantime two hedge funds are probably bankrupt with their money redistributed to people who aren't as terrible.
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I was listening to a really good Behind the Bastards episode about the Holocaust yesterday, and one thing they talked about was how even Germans who opposed the Nazis were passive because there was always one crisis or another and the pace of events and changes were just so overwhelming that they. Just. Stopped. I bet no one can relate to that feeling, right?

We're now getting shipments in of the Pfizer vaccine, but Ford, in his wisdom, appointed retired general Rick Hillier to head up distribution, rather than someone with competence or expertise or, better yet, both. Accordingly, Ontario is fourth last in provinces and territories to distribute the vaccine, having only used up 13% of our stock. The three territories behind us are the Northern ones where you can't actually ship the vaccine, so they didn't get any. So...we're number last, basically.

Meanwhile, the virus is rampaging through mainly the privatized long-term care homes, which no one could have predicted, except the Tories of course, who made it easier to open up a privatized long-term care homes and harder to sue one if they kill your grandmother.

If you read my locked posts, of course, you know about what they've been doing with the education system.

But look, that's all very depressing stuff. Let's see what else they've been up to lately, shall we?

Most of us in Ontario are under lockdown. They've finally closed the schools for a few weeks, even! We are not allowed to go anywhere without a mask, or see family or friends, or do anything fun at all. Of course we still need to work, especially those of us deemed essential. (Essential means you have to work or lose your job, not that you get extra hazard pay or get bumped up the queue for the vaccine.) Leaving the city, let alone the country, is out of the question. Basically, you must still perform the drudgery of life but you are banned from doing anything fun at all.

Unless, of course, you are Ontario Finance Minister Rod Phillips, whose personality disorder may stem in part from having one hell of a porno character name. Rod knows he isn't little people, and thus he and his family took a wee jaunt to St. Bart's for a nice holiday. He claimed not to know about that little lockdown thing, which is why he faked tweets to appear as if he was still in the country.

But that's not all! He faked them very badly.

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See, when you cut the arts and culture, you end up not having people around you who, say, know things about continuity or costuming.

Granted, many of us do wear the same outfit for three days in a row, because we've given up on life. That does not appear to be what's happening here, though.

Let's talk about Cameron Montgomery. Cameron, you may recall, is the Ford crony who was awarded a plush $140,000/year job as chair of the EQAO. That's the corruption-riddled standardized math and literacy tests, some of which didn't even happen on account of the pandemic. The same job previously paid a $3500 honorarium, but I'm sure our buddy Cameron deserves 40x more taxpayer money over the previous person because he's that good.

For someone in charge of running the provincial literacy test, he certainly doesn't have much in the way of literacy skills himself, as he failed to read the many press releases that told Ontarians not to leave their homes, let alone the province.

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Whoopsie daisy! He accidentally went on a nice skiing vacation with his friends.

Former Tory and perpetual nutjob Randy Hillier (no relation to the soldier inexplicably in charge of the vaccine rollout) is busy with his anti-mask crusade, delivering a big "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" via a multi-household superspreader event. Ain't no one gonna take away this man's freedom to wind up in the ICU!

But the winner of this shithead roundup—which, I should add, is a roundup of terrible things they've done in the last few days—is our old buddy Sammy Oosterhoff. Young buddy. You know, the fetal deputy to the Education Minister. He's the homeschooled 12-year-old, not the Goatfucker who's Minister of Ed. He's spent a lot of time campaigning against abortion, even though he's never learned how sexual intercourse, let alone pregnancy, work.

Given his rampant homophobia, I bet everyone will be surprised to learn that he's been accused of sexually assaulting another man in a washroom. Now, names are redacted and the report is uncomfirmed, but come on. Whomst've amongst us has ever heard a story of a homophobic politician accused of such things and had it not turn out to be true. The best case scenario is that like his boss Lecce, who has sexually assaulted both humans and barnyard animals, some slick PR dudes will be brought in to bury the story.

And yeah, I know this is small beans if you live in the US, but Canadians tend to think we're better than this, and we are not.

Meanwhile, Rwanda, with a comparable population to Ontario but far fewer resources, has managed to do a bang-up job containing covid. It is truly amazing the difference a competent government makes. Too bad ours is hellbent on getting us all killed.

Happy new year, everyone!

This year

Aug. 12th, 2020 09:23 pm
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Last Sunday, two half-naked, blood-covered dudes wielding chainsaws terrorized Cherry Beach, which has its own sordid history of violence and mayhem and is definitely haunted. People were a bit freaked out but honestly, that's the kind of shit that goes down and wasn't worth blogging about against a backdrop of general apocalyptic catastrophe.

But! There's a twist!

It looks like the chainsaw guys were the good guys. Or at least after the bad guys.

The thing that they were attacking was an anti-mask event and they destroyed $4000 of DJ equipment at a pro-plague party. They were performing Chaotic Good.

It has been pointed out that they themselves were not wearing masks, and it's not unlikely that they were attendees at the plague party and left after a fight and then returned for revenge. But look, it's 2020 and boring explanations like that just don't pass muster, so my guess is that they're from the future, when herd immunity to covid has finally been achieved at the cost of the lives of most of the human race, and they've come to set the timeline straight in the most metal way possible.

This year, man.
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This isn't something I see very often, so I thought I'd share.


CN: Contains scenes of police brutality.

I met her at a party once. She seemed lovely.

I also really enjoyed Thought Slime's video on whether the CHAZ is a living heck.

sabotabby: (teacher lady)
TW: Anti-Black racism, police brutality, violence

I just came off watching most of the 3-4-hour verdict in the Theriault trial, popularly known in the press as the Dafonte Miller trial despite Dafonte being the victim in the case. Dafonte was the teenager blinded in one eye by a vicious assault by Michael Theriault and his brother, Christian Theriault. Like the Forcillo trial, where a white cop was convicted of attempted murder for shooting a young man who died as a result of being hit by a hail of bullets, this was a bizarre exercise in legal weaselry, wherein despite overwhelming amounts of evidence, Christian was acquitted completely while Michael was convicted only of the lesser offence of assault.

The whole way through, the judge kept talking about how yes, they probably had no intention of arresting him, their aim was probably vigilante justice, they probably had no cause to fear for their lives, or to beat him as badly as they did. They probably lied to investigators after the fact and this was probably deliberate. And so forth. But those probablies don't add up to a pattern of oh, definitely, so only the most blatantly obvious charge could stand.

I'm not a legal expert. I have seen trials before, and I can't imagine that that all those convoluted maybes would be bestowed upon a defendant who wasn't a cop or wasn't white. Essentially the judge gave free rein to cops to act as vigilantes and above the law, even while admitting that this is what they did. That was not a benefit of the doubt extended to the victim in this case.

Dafonte isn't a perfect victim or witness, but it doesn't matter. In this country we don't typically accept the punishment of blinding for the act of petty thievery (a handful of pocket change and some sunglasses left in an unlocked car—and who leaves their car unlocked at 2 am???). There are clear rules of arrest and the judge admitted that they were violated, again concluding that it was not Michael Theriault's intention to arrest him for a crime that is incredibly minor. This was a teenaged kid who did a dumb, irresponsible thing that a lot of kids do, and for this was brutally assaulted by two adult men, at least one of whom was drunk, with a weapon, and at least one of whom was trained, in theory, to follow certain procedures, which he did not follow.

I didn't expect justice. This is a white court, enforcing laws and norms created by rich white people for the benefit of other rich white people, and Dafonte is a young black man. I actually didn't expect any conviction by about halfway through and you could tell on the barbarians' faces that they weren't expecting it either. Were it not for the dogged determination of Desmond Cole and other activists, they'd have handily gotten away with everything. But this is not enough. The system itself is guilty.

I see that kid and I think about my students. Most of us are irresponsible at 19. But some of us are afforded the opportunity to make mistakes and eventually grow out of them, and others prevented from even freely navigating the world even if they do nothing wrong at all. 

I don't want to go into a whole grief-rage thing, because whatever I'm feeling now is nothing compared to the constant terror and anger and sadness that BIPOC experience. I can't even begin to imagine. My love and solidarity to them, and to this poor kid who has to live with the physical and psychological trauma of white supremacy for the rest of his life.

But as a Toronto taxpayer who has been funding Michael Theriault's three-year paid vacation—fucking enough. Defund the police. Disarm and disband the police. And then take a good hard look at the legal system that excuses and bolsters their excesses.

If you want to help out Dafonte with his ongoing medical costs not covered by OHIP, here's the official fundraiser.
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Reality has been happening too fast in the last 24 hours for me to keep up (I had to get faster internet ha ha ha) and it feels like we're on the verge of either a fascist dystopia or an anarchist revolution, and here I am stuck in my house. In lieu of a proper post, here are some links so that you can have more tabs on your browser.

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links ahoy )
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TW: Police brutality, anti-Black racism
 
I don't expect that we'll see anything close to justice even with Derek Chauvin's arrest, but it's still gratifying to see. I can't imagine the kind of bravery it took activists to venture out during a pandemic, with the elected leader of their country threatening to murder them in the streets. I certainly don't have that kind of courage.

As I was saying to a friend on FB, it's not that I actually expect this pig to rot in jail, much as right now I'm relishing in the mental image of him being perp-walked. It's a matter of de-incentivizing police brutality. Right now, the consequences for cops murdering people are essentially zero, unless maybe the cop is a POC and the victim is white. Therefore, there is no incentive to not murder. The more the cost of police brutality is raised, the less widespread it will become. There are many ways to de-incentivize murder, which I won't go into on a public blog, save to say that Peter Watts has written a rather clinical analysis of one of them. Arrest is another.

Anyway, I don't think they will, but I hope they throw the book at him. And my heart goes out to the people of Minneapolis, and Black people everywhere who don't even get a break from this endless bullshit for a global pandemic.

Meanwhile, lest Canadians feel smug, a young woman experiencing a mental health crisis, Regis Korchinski-Paquet, was tossed off a balcony by the cops and killed. Her mom had called them in the hopes of getting her escorted to somewhere she could be treated. She joins a sad list of Black, Indigenous, and racialized people killed by Canadian cops in recent years.

Rest In Power, George and Regis. Black Lives Matter.
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As you know (you know about this, right?), India's government, which is led by the corrupt, far-right Modi, recently passed the anti-Muslim Citizen Amendment Act. There are widespread protests and things are looking very, very bad, but I'm going to give you one little spark of hope, which is that protestors in West Bengal came up with a truly ingenious way to block a highway.

According to a report by the Calcutta News TV, police personnel witnessed the scene as mute spectators while men chopped onions, potatoes and tomatoes to prepare biryani on the blocked road.
 
This has raised questions over the kind of protest. Police personnel did try to disperse the men making biryani but failed to do so as the protesters surrounded them.

More biryani-based protests please!

As I'm sure you also know, I consider Brazil's Bolsonaro to be the single greatest threat to continued human existence on the planet. And it looks like his terrible environmental policies have come back to bite him on the ass. Or the ear. Anyway he might have cancer. This is the rare time where I'm rooting for the cancer.
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Quebec gonna Quebec, and the new CAQ government is wasting no time in reminding me of why my family got the fuck out of there. They passed two new bills, Bill 9 and Bill 21, both of which could just be called "Fuck the Muslims" because that's the intent. Bill 21 bans religious symbols (but we're really talking about hijabs, and turbans because Sikhs are always swept up in Islamophobic nets) for public service workers and officials. That's teachers, cops, lawyers, judges, you name it. Anyone in the public sector can't wear a religious symbol. Unless it's a cross. Because as much as CAQ keeps making noise about removing the giant-ass crucifix hanging in the National Assembly, we know that Quebec "secularists" are really just Christians who want to sleep in on Sundays. Of course it's already being challenged because it's blatantly unconstitutional, but we're all just tossing around the Notwithstanding Clause like it's nothing these days.

Bill 9 tosses out 16,000 skilled immigrant applications and lays the groundwork for a "values test" to become a permanent resident. Which amounts to a Muslim ban, of course. That, they need federal permission to do, which isn't likely to happen even once the fascists take power in the fall. But they can still be dicks about the rest.

Not all Quebecois, of course. There's pretty strong opposition in Montreal. But this is some fashy-fash bullshit that they're getting away with for reasons.

Lest you think anything's better on the federal level, the Liberals proclaimed a climate emergency. Which, obviously, it is, so of course today they rammed through the Trans Mountain Pipeline, over the objection of Indigenous communities that are in the path of the inevitable oil spills. (Note: They could reroute it but nope. Right through Indigenous land and water supplies is always the bestest place to build a pipeline according to government engineers.) Did they do meaningful consultations? Nope, they'll do that later, you know, like after the thing is built. 

If you're wondering how they can get away with that after weeping so many tears about the injustices done to Indigenous peoples over the course of Canada's bloody history—not to mention the fact that carbon emissions are turning our entire planet into a smoking hellscape, and Canada is really central to that destruction—just check out this lovely poll which suggests that Canadians are worried about the fact that we only have a few years to fix this fuckery, but not so worried that they're willing to pay a bit more in tax or make lifestyle changes or anything like that.

It's very hard to maintain a positive attitude, y'know?
sabotabby: swift wind from she-ra (swift wind)
Like most of the country (or at least the part of the country that's been snowed in and thus reading the news as it updates), I'm pretty fascinated by the Puglaas-Trudeau-SNC Lavalin story. It's...complicated. Puglaas, a.k.a. Jody Wilson-Raybould, the former federal Justice Minister who Trudeau booted down to Veterans' Affairs a few weeks ago, resigned from cabinet today after a rather strong implication that she was being pressured by the PMO to abandon a prosecution against SNC-Lavalin. SNC Lavalin gets a lot of government contracts, employs 8,500 Canadians, and the RCMP is charging them with corruption and fraud after they (cough*allegedly*cough) tried to bribe officials in Libya, including Gadhafi. If convicted, the company can't bid on federal contracts for ten years, and current projects might be jeopardized, so it makes sense that Trudeau might want to quietly make those charges against his buddies go away.

Oh, except that's horribly corrupt, WTF. And as the attorney-general, Wilson-Raybould seems to not have felt comfortable doing this and said so, and thus was demoted to a less prestigious portfolio.

Then she resigned with this masterfully loaded letter, signing it with her indigenous name, Puglaas. There's quite a bit of nuance there and no one is really sure what she's up to, but it does not seem as though the bombshells are going to stop dropping any time soon.

It should be said that she is not some noble whistleblower and a number of indigenous activists have spoken out about various shitty things she did in Justice. And this could go very badly, since as bad as Prince Justin is, Scheer is infinitely worse and Singh just doesn't seem to want to be PM enough to actually fight for it.

Anyway. Popcorn. Also soliciting opinions and theories.

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Closer to home, Drug Fraud managed to do another sneaky in education. The EQAO is our massively fucked up series of standardized tests, given in grades 3,6, 9, and 10. These tests are a massive waste of teachers' and students' time, don't measure what they are supposed to measure, are riddled with errors, and are a needless expense when school boards are strapped for cash. 

The EQAO is a weird balance, because like all standardized tests, it has no pedagogical value, but it has immense political value. See, the test scores must not be too low, or Ontario students are underachieving. But it cannot be too high, or the test is too easy. Students must score approximately 75% to pass (contrary to what Ford believes), but the actual score to pass changes every year and no one gets told what it is until after the test. But to prove that our school system is improving, average test scores must rise over time. If you understand math better than a politician, you'll see the numerical constraint at work.

Traditionally, visuals such as posters, anchor charts, word walls, formulas, and so on, have to get taken down when the kids write the test so that they can't "cheat." But this year, they've changed it, allowing a lot of material that would be helpful to a student writing the test. I wonder why?

Well, I am against having the test at all. And if kids do need to write the test, having helpful material on the walls is probably a good thing, since in the real world you can look stuff up, as this isn't the bloody 19th century. But it's obvious that students writing under the new conditions, with classroom visual aids, have an advantage over students writing under last year's conditions, with no classroom visual aids. So everything else being equal, students this year should score, on average, higher than students last year.

LOOK, THE TORIES FIXED EDUCATION.

Head. Desk.

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Finally, as proof that we live in the strangest possible timeline, I offer you two more links to consider.

The first is that FOX News guy who says that he never washes his hands because "germs aren't real." Now, I know that "FOX News host says something stupid" isn't exactly headline news, but you have to marvel at someone being so backwards that the germ theory of disease, initially proposed in the 1500s and proven conclusively in the 1800s, made absolutely no impact on his worldview. I'm actually boggling that this guy is walking around, not having somehow given himself cholera from eating his own poo.

These are the kinds of people who have the ear of the giant toddler with his finger on the big red button.

He doesn't. Wash. His. Hands.

Da fuck.

But I'll leave you on a happier note, because the strangest timeline isn't always one completely lacking in hope. Comrade Cher has called for a general strike on Twitter. Lead us, O Goddess of Pop, to the new world built from the ashes of the old! I believe (in life after love).
sabotabby: (furiosa)
 Today, some of the many things that outraged me:

Venezuela had a coup, which is not too surprising given how things were heading there. Now, Maduro is an asshat, to be sure, but he is an elected asshat (albeit in sketchy circumstances, but no sketchier than the US electoral college). What is shameful here is that Canada is among the countries following America's lead and recognizing the un-elected opposition over the elected government. Sure, it's not going to actually change facts on the ground because it's not like we could have stopped the US doing a coup in Latin America—that's kind of what they do—but you don't need to encourage that sort of behaviour.

After a stacked vote that nevertheless narrowly affirmed Pride's ban on paid, uniformed cops marching in the parade, confirmed heterosexual John Tory decided to opine anyway. Why the straightest walking sweater vest to ever exclusively be attracted to women gets to speak publicly about who marches in Pride is probably a question best left to Pride sponsor TD Bank, I guess.

Finally, closer to home, our loathsome regime, having destroyed student unions in a test case to see if they could ban unions altogether, is now talking about eliminating the already ridiculously high class caps on kindergarten and primary school classes. Small people can be stacked horizontally to fit more of them in a room.

zeitgeist

Jan. 15th, 2019 06:11 pm
sabotabby: (doom doom doom)
 I get sick and swamped at work and now everyone is freaking out about Big Macs, Gillette razors, and Marie Kondo.

Meanwhile I know if I were 10% more conscious I could make a thousand posts about Brexit.

It's 2019 and this post makes sense.
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Whomst'd've among you would enjoy hearing the latest Drug Fraud debacle? All of you? Then I shall oblige because it is juicy.

Now, the Ontario Provincial Police, like cops anywhere, are basically awful, but they're not supposed to be, like, a political entity any more than police forces are political by nature. There are ostensibly rules as to who can be in charge of them.

Doug Ford decided that rules were for eggheads, and changed them so that he could appoint his BFF Ron Taverner to the job.

Well, that is awfully corrupt! Enough that the ombudsman is getting involved. But that's not the fun part. The fun part is this:

Word is going around the Twittersphere and actual news sources (the Twitter link is better because it also includes a photo of him breaking distracted driving laws) that the premier's chief of staff asked the OPP to buy a "large camper-type vehicle" from a specific source and keep it off the record.

You read that right. The former hash king of Etobicoke (who sucks at selling pot, it seems),

1) Changed the rules so that he could appoint his buddy to head up the provincial police, then
2) Asked the police to do something at minimum sketchy and at maximum blatantly illegal, and then
3) Asked them to cover it up.

We all know what he'd use a camper van for, right?

fc,550x550,army.u4




gosh maybe electing him wasn't such a great idea you guys
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There's a lot of newsblogging I could be doing right now, from commenting on how Drug Fraud's cut regulations on daycare (those regulations were there for child safety!) cut regulations on businesses (those regulations were there because otherwise businesses will work their employees to death) and cut protections on the Greenbelt (because lol fuck the environment) and is really bad at accounting (cutting Toronto city council to save money ended up costing the same amount because the councillors remaining after the cull had to hire more staff to, you know, do the job we used to elect people to do), but I'm pretty exhausted from living in a province run by a buffoon, so I'm going to just post a link to the one story that matters.

Actual headline:

‘Make better choices’: Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop

Some choice excerpts:

“It’s just so shocking,” Claire Simeone, a veterinarian and monk seal expert based in Hawaii, told The Washington Post on Thursday. “It’s an animal that has another animal stuck up its nose.”

...

“It was just like, ‘We found a seal with an eel stuck in its nose, do we have a protocol?’”

...

“I struggle to think of an eel really wanting to force its way into a nose,” he said.

...

“It almost does feel like one of those teenage trends that happen,” he said. “One juvenile seal did this very stupid thing and now the others are trying to mimic it.”


Anyway just go read the whole thing; it's all quite good.

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