This year

[sabotabby]

Last Sunday, two half-naked, blood-covered dudes wielding chainsaws terrorized Cherry Beach, which has its own sordid history of violence and mayhem and is definitely haunted. People were a bit freaked out but honestly, that's the kind of shit that goes down and wasn't worth blogging about against a backdrop of general apocalyptic catastrophe.

But! There's a twist!

It looks like the chainsaw guys were the good guys. Or at least after the bad guys.

The thing that they were attacking was an anti-mask event and they destroyed $4000 of DJ equipment at a pro-plague party. They were performing Chaotic Good.

It has been pointed out that they themselves were not wearing masks, and it's not unlikely that they were attendees at the plague party and left after a fight and then returned for revenge. But look, it's 2020 and boring explanations like that just don't pass muster, so my guess is that they're from the future, when herd immunity to covid has finally been achieved at the cost of the lives of most of the human race, and they've come to set the timeline straight in the most metal way possible.

This year, man.

Comments

[dewline]

This Hell-cursed year.

[sabotabby]

Srsly

[minoanmiss]

I love your version.

[sabotabby]

I'm willing to hear other explanations but this is the only one that makes sense to me.

[dagibbs]

Occam's razor

[franklanguage]

Works for me.

[sabotabby]

Not the heroes we deserve, but the heroes we need.

[kore]

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

[sabotabby]

That's what happened until I'm told otherwise.

[xturtle]

I'll take your reading on this.

This fuckin year.

[sabotabby]

I'm so tired.