I'm not having the greatest day and I have so much to do but also I have completely burnt out on being a responsible adult and I need a break, so I'm going to shitpost.
Confession time: I have never successfully finished the first Dune book. I'm sorry
frandroid ! I tried! I will probably try again! On paper it sounds like everything I like but for some reason I bounced off of it. I did see the David Lynch adaptation and of course the Denis Villeneuve adaptation and for some reason I was Googling about it when I came across spoilers for the thing that happens later in the series.
Which is to say—and sorry to spoil a 43-year-old book for y'all—in Children of Dune, Leto II Atreides, son of Timothee Chalamet, realizes through his prophetic visions that the only way to stop all of humanity from dying is to fuse with a larval sandworm, and by God Emperor of Dune he is almost all sandworm except for his head and arms, and has been ruling for 3500 years. Obviously the idea of a giant sandworm guy with a tiny little human head and arms is the most hilarious and perfect thing ever and also I think he eats all the other sandworms??? maybe?? If I'm wrong about this don't correct me.
Listen if Villeneuve doesn't give me a giant sandworm with a tiny head and arms eating all the other sandworms what is even the point of adapting this series, I ask you?
Anyway being a visual sort of person I had to go look up how artists had portrayed this fellow over the years and I was not disappointed. I mostly stuck to actual covers but there were a few pieces of what might be fanart that I thought were cool so I left them in.
I tried to credit as much as I could but also I'm very tired and lazy, so if you happen to have more information, let me know and I'll edit it in.
( God Emperor of Dune illustrations, ranked from worst to best )
Anyway, that is my ranking; let me know if you agree, disagree, or found even cooler ones that you'd like to discuss!
Confession time: I have never successfully finished the first Dune book. I'm sorry
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Which is to say—and sorry to spoil a 43-year-old book for y'all—in Children of Dune, Leto II Atreides, son of Timothee Chalamet, realizes through his prophetic visions that the only way to stop all of humanity from dying is to fuse with a larval sandworm, and by God Emperor of Dune he is almost all sandworm except for his head and arms, and has been ruling for 3500 years. Obviously the idea of a giant sandworm guy with a tiny little human head and arms is the most hilarious and perfect thing ever and also I think he eats all the other sandworms??? maybe?? If I'm wrong about this don't correct me.
Listen if Villeneuve doesn't give me a giant sandworm with a tiny head and arms eating all the other sandworms what is even the point of adapting this series, I ask you?
Anyway being a visual sort of person I had to go look up how artists had portrayed this fellow over the years and I was not disappointed. I mostly stuck to actual covers but there were a few pieces of what might be fanart that I thought were cool so I left them in.
I tried to credit as much as I could but also I'm very tired and lazy, so if you happen to have more information, let me know and I'll edit it in.
( God Emperor of Dune illustrations, ranked from worst to best )
Anyway, that is my ranking; let me know if you agree, disagree, or found even cooler ones that you'd like to discuss!