What not to say to a person facing a scary medical situation, Part II
"I'll pray for you."
(So far okay.)
"Do you believe in...do you, uh, believe?"
(Getting a bit personal here.)
"No."
"Oh. You should."
(Totally. Out. Of. Line. Plus now I have Cher running through my head.)
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Committee Against You Getting Punched In Your Smug Face.
Here, have a song to get Cher out of your head.
(So far okay.)
"Do you believe in...do you, uh, believe?"
(Getting a bit personal here.)
"No."
"Oh. You should."
(Totally. Out. Of. Line. Plus now I have Cher running through my head.)
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Committee Against You Getting Punched In Your Smug Face.
Here, have a song to get Cher out of your head.
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I had a bad mystery illness a few years ago, and no one during that entire 4-month-long, what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you period said anything that stupid to me.