A few more messages for the well-meaning
May. 10th, 2012 11:23 amJust to let you know, if you're reading it, this is not directed at you.
1. Dude, if we haven't seen each other in two years and live in the same city and you don't have any sort of mental or physical disability that makes it hard to meet up, chances are that it's not a great idea to change that arrangement now that I'm sick. I'm not at my best right now, and quite often, I don't really want to see anyone. Visits from close friends are great. I've been getting enough of those. If you haven't seen me in two years, I'm not sure I trust you to cook for me.
Also, I'm not going to start rearranging my schedule to accomodate when you might be able to get together. You make that effort, mmmkay? I have a tumor that's sucking up all of my energy.
2. If you sell pills that can "cure anything," why aren't you rich? Why are you a high school supply teacher? Also, if you have pills that can cure anything, you shouldn't be selling them. You should be giving them for free to me and folks with cancer and AIDS, because that is the only morally right thing to do.
Nuts to your woo-woo.
3. You know what was nice? The card and planter my department brought by yesterday. Easy, thoughtful, pretty. Everyone likes cards and flowers.
This message has been brought to you by the Committee Against You Getting Punched Right In Your Smug Face, I Mean I Have a List of Volunteers Now.
1. Dude, if we haven't seen each other in two years and live in the same city and you don't have any sort of mental or physical disability that makes it hard to meet up, chances are that it's not a great idea to change that arrangement now that I'm sick. I'm not at my best right now, and quite often, I don't really want to see anyone. Visits from close friends are great. I've been getting enough of those. If you haven't seen me in two years, I'm not sure I trust you to cook for me.
Also, I'm not going to start rearranging my schedule to accomodate when you might be able to get together. You make that effort, mmmkay? I have a tumor that's sucking up all of my energy.
2. If you sell pills that can "cure anything," why aren't you rich? Why are you a high school supply teacher? Also, if you have pills that can cure anything, you shouldn't be selling them. You should be giving them for free to me and folks with cancer and AIDS, because that is the only morally right thing to do.
Nuts to your woo-woo.
3. You know what was nice? The card and planter my department brought by yesterday. Easy, thoughtful, pretty. Everyone likes cards and flowers.
This message has been brought to you by the Committee Against You Getting Punched Right In Your Smug Face, I Mean I Have a List of Volunteers Now.