1) Brainwash a bunch of people using MKUltra like techniques and kill the truthers in a mass shooting. 2) Hang them by Rusty Hooks (well, it's got "hook" in it, at least)
Send them to Dallas to investigate the Kennedy assassination. When they uncover the real truth, the Illuminati will dispatch operatives to quietly dispatch them, and cleverly cover it up. Obama, by then will be in his third term in office and have UN blue-helmeted soldiers in place to quash further dissent.
1. A secret program which turns all their posts, resumes and online profiles into the statement: "I USE DEAD KIDS IN MY ENTITLED WHITE PERSECUTION FANTASIES".
2. A harassment campaign which insists they are, in fact, an elaborate hoax perpetrated by some perverse cabal.
I think it would take an afternoon to initiate the latter. Who wants to play?
ALEX JONES IS ACTUALLY A ROGUE MEMBER OF FIRESIGN THEATER WHOSE SATIRE OF CONSPIRACY RADIO SHOWS WAS MISCONSTRUED AS THE REAL THING YEARS AGO AND HAS BEEN BILKING THE EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED EVERY SINCE.
Downgrade their Internet to punched cards sent over U.S. Mail to and from AOL's main punched-card gateway. And then convert their phone service to VOIP over that Internet connection. And stick ignition interlocks that sniff kool-aid in their cars.
I've often thought it would be entertaining to take all the conspiracy theorists, left, right and anywhere in between, and stick them on an island somewhere together. Preferably with no idea how they got there. Make sure there's no way to get away from it, and plant a bunch of false clues here and there around the island, all of them implicating different enemies. The right-wingers will be sure it's a sinister leftist conspiracy, and vice-versa, except that they'll both have to deal with the fact that they're all there. Include a bunch of hidden cameras, and watch as they all go crazy trying to figure it out. It could be broadcast as the only reality show actually worth watching.
To wake each morning hallucinating that they had had a child, who had just died the day before, and therefore, to walk through the day in agonizing grief and have everyone around them deny the very possibility of that grief.
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2) Hang them by Rusty Hooks (well, it's got "hook" in it, at least)
Other than that, I got nothin.
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1. A secret program which turns all their posts, resumes and online profiles into the statement: "I USE DEAD KIDS IN MY ENTITLED WHITE PERSECUTION FANTASIES".
2. A harassment campaign which insists they are, in fact, an elaborate hoax perpetrated by some perverse cabal.
I think it would take an afternoon to initiate the latter. Who wants to play?
ALEX JONES IS ACTUALLY A ROGUE MEMBER OF FIRESIGN THEATER WHOSE SATIRE OF CONSPIRACY RADIO SHOWS WAS MISCONSTRUED AS THE REAL THING YEARS AGO AND HAS BEEN BILKING THE EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED EVERY SINCE.
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we're coming to your town.
We are going to kill you,
and make your family frown."
And suddenly, I have a great idea...
ILLUMINATI: THE MUSICAL*
*Not based RAW's book
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It would be like the Hunger Games except I wouldn't feel sad when anyone died.
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And in the case of these people, it's stupid questions.
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Also, kicking. Much, much kicking.
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http://youtu.be/nPAAQO9omm4