An ode to girl boxers

[sabotabby]

Dear Girl Boxers,

Where have you been all my life?



Holy shit. Why isn't all underwear, save for your fancy lingerie and your tight-fitting undies that you need for tight-fitting clothes, in boxer form? This is a fucking revelation.



Is this why men are so much more chill in general? Because they don't have fabric riding up their asses constantly? I think this might be the case.

Oh Girl Boxers, and in particular, cute Girl Boxers that come in pink and black and have skulls and polka dots on them, how I adore thee and the freedom of movement you bring!



With love,
Sabs

Comments

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

This is why I usually—especially in the summer, and especially with pants—go commando.

[sabotabby]

My pants are too tight and my skirts are mostly too short for that. :)