It's almost that time of year again

[sabotabby]

While good Christian nations slide deeper into barbarism, the self-appointed guardians of everyone else's morality have their priorities straight: Holding back the tide of rampant Jews, Muslims, and atheists who want to herd Christians into camps and feed them to lions and such. In fact, the persecution of innocent Christians is the one thing that both Jews and Muslims agree is a really swell idea.

You might think that there are really deep historical reasons for this, but it's actually quite simple. We hate having to hear bloody Christmas carols everywhere we go.

Anyway, this is worth reading. (Hat tip to rackletang) Because, face it, it's been a depressing morning so far, and we all could use a smile. Fuck Christmas.

Comments

[jaymoh.livejournal.com]

Love it. Yeah, I needed a laugh.

[sabotabby]

Don't we all, now?

[jaymoh.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess I'm not the only one living in a murderous city, state, country.
PS, on the war on Christmas: This past weekend my husband and I had to go and look after his sick parents, (they have multiple serious health issues). My father in-law ACTUALLY started ranting O'Reilly style about the war on Christmas!! He's an atheist, WTF? I think he's in the early stages of Alzheimer's, seriously. He's just so susceptible to the most idiotic propaganda. Is that a symptom? I dunno. I would normally argue with him, (and Nate starts to yell and his mom starts to freak out and it's a big ugly mess), but this time, all I could do was laugh. That really pissed him off. During my laughing fit, I did manage to get in the statement, "If you really want a war on Christmas, I'm your girl, I'll start it!"

[sabotabby]

Oh, awesome. That kind of thing seems like a novelty to me, so when I encounter it in real life I'm not even offended, just sickly fascinated. It's why I'm almost looking forward to spending Christmas with Texan Republicans.

[jaymoh.livejournal.com]

Good luck with that!