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sabotabby ([personal profile] sabotabby) wrote2006-02-04 10:44 am

TURRISTS!

Hat-tip: [livejournal.com profile] jenlight

Teen investigated for homework threat to Bush

When I was in grade 7, we had a project to make a poster celebrating Canada's 125th anniversary. I saw little to celebrate, really. I didn't see the point of nationalism. I was nine years old when we signed the Free Trade Agreement with the US, and the year I turned 11, I was walking around wearing buttons protesting the application of the newly passed GST to the sale of books. So, annoyed at the assignment, I drew a picture of then-PM Brian Mulroney setting fire to a Canadian flag.

I got in a boatload of trouble for that. I suppose today CSIS would have investigated it, given that 11-year-olds are a great threat to freedom and democracy.

[identity profile] geneticallydead.livejournal.com 2006-02-04 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Burns] questioned whether the boy had help composing it.

"Someone in the 7th grade just doesn't gather this information by themselves," he said. "I was concerned where that came from."


...Because obviously no teen or pre-teen has a TV, the internet, access to the library/newspapers/magazines, a brain or an opinion.


[identity profile] pluvka.livejournal.com 2006-02-04 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"The boy under investigation wrote it would involve unspecified violence against Bush, Coca-Cola Co. and Wal-Mart Stores Inc. executives, and TV talkshow host
Oprah Winfrey"

HA!

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2006-02-04 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
oh how precocious you were!

[identity profile] earthlingmike.livejournal.com 2006-02-04 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone who is *not* pissed at Dubya is who needs help.

Cute icon!

[identity profile] ridemycamel.livejournal.com 2006-02-05 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
this story brightened up my world! haha, hilarious!

[identity profile] ridemycamel.livejournal.com 2006-02-06 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
oh no I meant the story about you as a kid!