Library pr0n

[sabotabby]

zingerella: So, library porn.
sabotabby: That's really hot.

sabotabby mutters some comment about shagging in Robarts.


Robarts Library, a.k.a. Fort Book.

zingerella looks faintly nauseated.

sabotabby: I just heard it was a good place to pick up. [Sullenly] I wouldn't know. They never let me on the good floors.
zingerella: It's more like the setting for a BDSM porn. It's got cages, shit lighting...
sabotabby: Oppressive concrete...
zingerella: Can't you just see some dominatrix stalking through the stacks, forcing chinless grad students to read Kant?
sabotabby: You realize if I just post the words "Kant" and "porn" in my LJ I'll get about a million comments, don't you?
zingerella: There's just something about sex in a building that looks like a giant turkey. [Pause.] And I don't even like porn.

[Pause.]

sabotabby: Well, neither do I!

Comments

[groovitude.livejournal.com]

Comment!

[frandroid.livejournal.com]

looks like a giant turkey

A Canada goose! A Canada goose!

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

You realize if I just post the words "Kant" and "porn" in my LJ I'll get about a million comments, don't you?

I finally get over fifty comments on a post and you have to go rub my nose in the fact that it's really nothing.

The library porn is gorgeous, by the way. Mind you, I have been objectifying public buildings for years. The metal spiral staircase libraries are especially hot and have been a fixation of mine for quite some time - along with elevator cages, which you know those libraries have as well.

Did you notice my JMPP comment in your last post?





And thanks for finally posting. We missed you and were getting worried.

mutters some comment about shagging in Robarts....

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine works security in the uni library here. She says there are certain areas where she makes a lot of noise so she doesn't walk in on something. I presume (for no good reason) one is in the half-floor stacks (yes, there is a 3 1/2th floor).

[theoldanarchist.livejournal.com]

The photographs of those librarys were simply astonishing. I used to work in an old library---not nearly as old as any in those pictures, but 100 years old or so, which to me, as a teenager, seemed very old---with huge oak book cases, big wooden tables, an oak front desk, etc., and it felt like a real library to me. When the county system took over, and expanded, it became just another overly-bright, earth-tone painted of every other contemporary library, and I never went back.

[ironed_orchid]

You realize if I just post the words "Kant" and "porn" in my LJ I'll get about a million comments, don't you?

Only cos you are stealing my routine.

Bitch.

Unh...

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

Seeing those pictures makes me read.

Oh yeah, read so hard.

[apperception.livejournal.com]

i hosed in my pants!@! is that kanitan nihlism?

[gabski.livejournal.com]

i just heard your border police are getting guns :)