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sabotabby ([personal profile] sabotabby) wrote2007-07-17 01:40 pm
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Threat level upgraded to "vague but scary"

Oh noes, spoilers!

Seriously, what's the point of issuing vague reports (Al Qaeda wants nuclear weapons? I bet they want a pony, too) other than to make people needlessly frightened? Oh, right. That's the whole point of terrorism.

[identity profile] bike4fish.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, the Army recruiting standard have been relaxed. I suppose they had a problem with recruits who had problems with buttons.

I presume they will be using Velcro on boots, too. Tying boot laces is a lot more complicated than doing up buttons.