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Oh noes, spoilers!

Seriously, what's the point of issuing vague reports (Al Qaeda wants nuclear weapons? I bet they want a pony, too) other than to make people needlessly frightened? Oh, right. That's the whole point of terrorism.

Date: 2007-07-17 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-valentine.livejournal.com
hagrid daterapes hermione

Date: 2007-07-17 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com
How did he get her on a date in the first place?

Date: 2007-07-17 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-valentine.livejournal.com
We all know smart geeky girls are the kinkiest, I don't think he needed to slip her a roofie to began with, she'd probely love taking him.

Date: 2007-07-19 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanmonster.livejournal.com
I wouldn't have guessed Hermoine was a size queen.

Date: 2007-07-17 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peterbilt-47.livejournal.com

Oh, for fuck's sake. They're getting pretty lazy in their efforts to keep the public scared, if I do say so myself. Christ, 1984 was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a how-to manual.

Date: 2007-07-17 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-terrible.livejournal.com
It's all apart of the grand stratagy to keep gays out of the military. What self-respecting gay man would be caught in that?

Date: 2007-07-17 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bike4fish.livejournal.com
Well, the Army recruiting standard have been relaxed. I suppose they had a problem with recruits who had problems with buttons.

I presume they will be using Velcro on boots, too. Tying boot laces is a lot more complicated than doing up buttons.

Date: 2007-07-17 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistersmearcase.livejournal.com
Al Qaeda should run around telling everyone how the fucking Harry Potter book ends. That would ruin everything.

You made me laugh about the pony.

Date: 2007-07-17 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marnanel.livejournal.com
damn, I came here to say exactly the same thing. I'm so unoriginal. *mopes*

Date: 2007-07-17 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistersmearcase.livejournal.com
Or I'm unoriginal and just a faster typist.

Date: 2007-07-17 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
Speaking of silly and scary, you must read this account of a Neo-Con cruise.

I adjust and stiffly greet the first man I see. He is a judge, with the craggy self-important charm that slowly consumes any judge. He is from Canada, he declares (a little more apologetically), and is the founding president of "Canadians Against Suicide Bombing". Would there be many members of "Canadians for Suicide Bombing?" I ask. Dismayed, he suggests that yes, there would.

Date: 2007-07-17 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peterbilt-47.livejournal.com
I don't know about you, but my cover would be blown when I fell on the floor in a wave of convulsive laughter the first tine I heard any of them exchange more than two sentences at a stretch.

Date: 2007-07-17 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ltmurnau.livejournal.com
Frightening article. I liked what he had to say about William F. Buckley though - I thought he had died. He still seems to have his wits about him; the rest of them are an assortment of shouting cartoons.

Date: 2007-07-17 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
He still seems to have his wits about him; the rest of them are an assortment of shouting cartoons.

All things being relative. He is good at presenting an image that is more humane and urbane than other paleolithic conservatives, but it's mostly image. The National[ist] Review has printed some blatantly racist screeds on his watch, yet it still gets a pass thanks to his vast vocabulary.

Date: 2007-07-17 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bike4fish.livejournal.com
But if Al Qaeda wanted nukes, I'm sure they could have found someone with one of the missing Soviet warheads a long time ago. But I wish people wouldn't keep giving them ideas.

Date: 2007-07-17 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bike4fish.livejournal.com
Not that anyone who wanted to couldn't come up with their own ideas easily enough.

I could see a strategy (if there really were an anti-terrorism strategy, which there isn't) of encouraging terrorists to think that certain easily detected methods would be the most effective terror tools.

I doubt anyone is stupid enough to bother with nukes, though.

Date: 2007-07-17 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistersmearcase.livejournal.com
Hey that article totally stole my idea for a nekked airline. Not that I have flown in ten years or anything.

Date: 2007-07-17 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sadie-sabot.livejournal.com
wait, wait, if we give osama bin laden a pony will that fix alla this mess?

Date: 2007-07-17 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sadie-sabot.livejournal.com
really? I mean, really??

Date: 2007-07-18 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sadie-sabot.livejournal.com
huh. this seems to back up the theory that behind every major atrocity is a spoiled little boy.

Date: 2007-07-17 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
Off topic: cat.

Date: 2007-07-18 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
Your email notifications working?

Date: 2007-07-17 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-terrible.livejournal.com
Wow, Al Qaeda wants to attack the United States? Nobody evers tells me anything anymore! I feel like a mushroom sometimes, everyone keeps me in the dark and just feed me a bunch of shit.

Date: 2007-07-18 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ocicat-bengals.livejournal.com
After two weeks here across the pond in my home state, I'm still looking for evidence of this so-called liberal media.

Off Topic

Date: 2007-07-18 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
Fake iPhone ad from Conan O'Brian:

Re: Off Topic

Date: 2007-07-18 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
The hand grenade application made me think of you.

Date: 2007-07-19 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lopukhov.livejournal.com
Weight, I thought the Shi'a were the evil ones. Now the Sunnis are? Halp, I r confy00zd.

ps. Sorry for the double post, sabs, bad HTML :/

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