Let's play a game

[sabotabby]

Here's how it works, theoretically. One person says something awesome, and then the next person adds something to it to make it more awesome, repeat ad nauseum. Then I make a cartoon of it in my copious free time.

I'll get you started (based on the results of a Stitch n' Bitch conversation):

Fighting zombies ____________

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin _______________

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to fill in the blank with something that makes fighting zombies from a zeppelin even more awesome.

...Go!

P.S. You're supposed to respond to each other, not just to me.

Comments

[curgoth]

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin is quite simple, with the application of some basic scientific principles - don't waste your time with bullets, harpoons or flame-throwers - you'll run out of ammo. Think simple - blades mounted on pendulums (make sure the pendulum is on a quick-release line to prevent being boarded), and other Simple Machines make surviving the Undead Apocalypse a snap!

[shelestel.livejournal.com]

Fuck. Zombies glow, don't they? And if they do, they got phosphorus. But if they got phosphorus all our plans go down the drain (http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?_r=1&res=9804E2D7153FE233A25754C2A9649D946596D6CF&oref=slogin). Also, are you sure the lead zeppelin (http://www.bpcr.net/site_docs-results_schedules/documents/Dan_Theodore_500_meter_Testing-3_Heavy_Bullets_45-90.htm) cannot be used?

[curgoth]

Obviously, you don't use hydrogen for your zeppelin - you use helium, thus avoiding the hindenberg/phosphorus problem.

[shelestel.livejournal.com]

The scary thing is that by now I have a fairly concrete picture in my mind of all of this unfolding, and lets remember that the setting is by my dad's house outside of Moscow. That's where being self-centred gets you.

[curgoth]

You say scary, I say awesome.

Then again, I've given this plenty of thought previously.

[shelestel.livejournal.com]

This is the country blog where I attempt to appear knowledgeable on topics I've never thought about before.