Let's play a game

[sabotabby]

Here's how it works, theoretically. One person says something awesome, and then the next person adds something to it to make it more awesome, repeat ad nauseum. Then I make a cartoon of it in my copious free time.

I'll get you started (based on the results of a Stitch n' Bitch conversation):

Fighting zombies ____________

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin _______________

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to fill in the blank with something that makes fighting zombies from a zeppelin even more awesome.

...Go!

P.S. You're supposed to respond to each other, not just to me.

Comments

[dubaiwalla.livejournal.com]

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin with lasers...

[curgoth]

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin with lasers works wonderfully until your laser batteries run out.

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

Fighting Zombies from a zeppelin in a thunderstorm!

[curgoth]

Fighting Zombies from a zeppelin in a thunderstorm allows one to take advantage of certain seredipitous environmental effects - namely, lightning and wind.

[queerasmoi.livejournal.com]

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin in a thunderstorm that challenges archetypal preconceptions of _____________

[human-loser.livejournal.com]

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin in the name of the Christ __________

[curgoth]

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin in the name of the Christ requires a certain fortitude of spirit - one must fear neither death nor heights. One should not discount the efficacy of a 30 pound crucifx dropped from 1000 feet into a crowd of waiting undead.

[curgoth]

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin is quite simple, with the application of some basic scientific principles - don't waste your time with bullets, harpoons or flame-throwers - you'll run out of ammo. Think simple - blades mounted on pendulums (make sure the pendulum is on a quick-release line to prevent being boarded), and other Simple Machines make surviving the Undead Apocalypse a snap!

[shelestel.livejournal.com]

Fuck. Zombies glow, don't they? And if they do, they got phosphorus. But if they got phosphorus all our plans go down the drain (http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?_r=1&res=9804E2D7153FE233A25754C2A9649D946596D6CF&oref=slogin). Also, are you sure the lead zeppelin (http://www.bpcr.net/site_docs-results_schedules/documents/Dan_Theodore_500_meter_Testing-3_Heavy_Bullets_45-90.htm) cannot be used?

[curgoth]

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin while playing the pyrophone.

[shelestel.livejournal.com]

What is it with the ever resurfacing zombies in your blog? Zeppelins are cool. Me and my dad wanted to build one once. We ended up building a house. And while I am on the topic of flight and sky... (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4187960755285300230&hl=en)

[(Anonymous)]

This isn't working!

[curgoth]

A zombie-proof house should include a zeppelin launch in the attic; that way, when the zombie apocalypse comes, you load up supplies, and take to the skies, touching down on grocery stores and the like to restock.

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin in a thunderstorm that challenges archetypal preconceptions of the chthonic by knitting __________

Edit:

Hmm, I think I read "fighting" as an adjective, not a gerund, and missed the "s" on "challenges". I suppose "that" could refer to the undead as well as "who". So I'm changing this to:

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin in a thunderstorm that challenge archetypal preconceptions of the chthonic by knitting __________

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin in a thunderstorm that challenge archetypal preconceptions of the chthonic by knitting shotgun cozies and_________

[khalinche.livejournal.com]

Frogs playing banjo on the rooftop...

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Of the house or the zeppelin? And are we talking real live frogs, real taxidermied frogs or a shiny brass weather vane of a frog band complete with wind chimes, trumpets and whistles?

[arnavtul.livejournal.com]

fighting zombies from a zeppelin while dressed in a corset and pantyhose.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Ah! Someone finally moved the story along to the next inevitable stage!

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

Who invited Giuliani?

Fighting zombies from a zeppelin while dressed in a corset and pantyhose while singing songs from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

I say fight fire with fire: Go War of the Worlds on their asses. Develop a strain of the flesh eating virus that only has an appetite for dead tissue.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Of course, ultimately, any zombie war is ultimately a waiting game. Once they take over the earth, they will die shortly afterwards when the brain supply runs out and the roach population explodes.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Of course, the zeppelin crew would need appropriate safety gear ...

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Also, real absinthe is now legal in the U.S. so the "green fairy" should be incorporated into the story.

[see-my-glock.livejournal.com]

fighting zombies from a zeppelin fashioned from the flesh of the dead and held aloft by the horrible gases of human decomposition. the dead zeppelin? after the zombie outbreak tanned undead human skin will become the most readily available fabric. We will slaughter them clad in the flesh of their brothers! arrrrgh fleshfleshflesh.
zombie bone weapons? even buildings fashioned of the undead? the end of human labor jobs? the beginning of the Z.W.W.? massive unemployment for the living?
some jobless guy in a bar made of zombies entertaining la fee verte?

i like the idea of a postapocalyptic world fashioned entirely from the bodies of the undead scourge.